Words That Don’t Offend Liberals

A Liberal has a problem for every solution.


While not politically incorrect, these are words Liberals have no concept or understanding of:

Amendment, American Constitution, Balanced Budget, Bill of Rights, Budget, Christians, Common Sense, Compromise, Debt, Deficit, Equality, Equal Rights, Freedom, Honor, Hypocrite, Illegal Aliens, Integrity, Liberty, National Deficit, Over Spending, Racist, The Law, Tolerance, Treason

Antonyms for the term “Liberal” – freedom, belief in the Ten Commandments, willing to listen to others, honest, free choice, commons sense, love for America.

Liberals still don’t understand “illegal” unless applying it to their opposition, and they consider all opposition illegal.

Liberals consider you voicing your opinion for “traditional marriage” as bullying those who believe in “same sex marriage.” BUT it is okay for those who are in “same sex marriages” to disparage Christians, tell them the Bible is wrong, and call them “homophobic.”

Liberals understand voter fraud because they need it to exist; and it is supported in all elections, unless they learn you are a Republican doing the same thing–and then you are called “racist.”

Liberals also apply infinity to the phrase “National Deficit.” To them, balance means trying not to fall down.

The concepts most Liberals have of some words are so humorous they really could fill a book.

When trying to narrow down to one word that actually describes what Liberals have done to America, the only word, out of millions, that can define Liberals is treason.

Outlaw guns, and only Liberals will have guns.

Liberals lack two critical skills: math and common sense.

Liberals expect everyone to give money to the poor–well, except for themselves.

To a Liberal, “redistribute the wealth” means taking it from conservatives and giving it to other Liberal causes.

To a Liberal, a discussion is only their point of view.

If you disagree with liberals or argue with them, that automatically makes you a racist, a terrorist, or homophobic. Free speech does not apply when talking to liberals.

You like Star Trek? Another word for Liberals is the “Borg.” Liberals want all others to assimilate.

The Ten Commandments are to Liberals as sunshine is to Vampires. Come to think of it, Liberals really are sucking the blood out of America.

Liberals can lie, but you can’t.

Liberal – another word for communist.

Progressive – communist

One Liberal who was known to have affairs accused a Republican candidate of having an extramarital affair. When he was called out on the fact he had multiple affairs, he said it was okay for him to have affairs because he doesn’t think there is anything wrong with them. Since his opponent believed affairs were wrong, and his opponent had an affair, it made his opponent guilty.

Better yet, a Liberal friend of mine blurted out that he believed there should be gun control; and I snapped back, “I also believe in gun control. I think all Americans should have a gun and know how to control it. Then at the next Batman movie, if someone started shooting into the crowd, he would be gunned down after a couple of shots.” My Liberal friend continued by saying, “No one should have a gun.” Curious, I asked, “You mean you don’t have a gun?” That was when he said, “Oh, yeah I have a gun but that is different.”

The Liberal New Math: 2+2 = 3 or 5, but never 4. If you don’t believe me, check out Social Security or the National Debt.

And that, my friend, is a Liberal. They believe the same thing about taxes. Everyone should pay taxes…except…

A Liberal has a problem for every solution.

If you are a Liberal, well, I guess you’re offended by now…

Never have I claimed to be some great Christian; to the contrary, I fall very short. But a friend at church who knew I kept up with current events and information about the candidates in the Presidential election was concerned about those running for office, so he asked me who he should vote for. I asked him if he believed in God. When he said “yes,” I told him that one party wanted to change the Bible and said the churches were wrong and that they planned to change Christianity to make it current with their beliefs in same sex marriage and abortion. I told him Liberals planned on changing Christianity so it followed their view, not God’s. I quipped, “Much like Sodom and Gomorrah. If you believe in God, you don’t want to vote for those changes.” Remember, there is nothing wrong with preventing the death of unborn children or believing in traditional marriage; and those are common Christian beliefs you want in the candidate of your choice. Even our money warns us, “In God We Trust.” There is no mention of Congress or Liberals.

I believe in traditional marriage. I harbor no ill will to those of other unions, but there is something beautiful and amazing in the union of a man and a woman: creation. Only through this union is a child created from each parent, a man and a woman, both of whom are important and critical to the mental growth of a child. Creation through both parents does not exist in other unions.


This introduction came from “Words That Don’t Offend Liberals” and is only available in print. Check it out, and you will understand why it is more like a notebook. I call it a “Liberal Detector.” When you put it on your table and somebody reads part and is offended, you just found a Liberal. It is available through Amazon and CreateSpace: https://www.createspace.com/4221000

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