The Liberal New Math: 2+2 = 3 or 5, but never 4. If you don’t believe me, check out Social Security or the National Debt.
And that, my friend, is a Liberal. They believe the same thing about taxes. Everyone should pay taxes…except…
A Liberal has a problem for every solution.
If you are a Liberal, well, I guess you’re offended by now…
Never have I claimed to be some great Christian; to the contrary, I fall very short. But a friend at church who knew I kept up with current events and information about the candidates in the Presidential election was concerned about those running for office, so he asked me who he should vote for. I asked him if he believed in God. When he said “yes,” I told him that one party wanted to change the Bible and said the churches were wrong and that they planned to change Christianity to make it current with their beliefs in same sex marriage and abortion. I told him Liberals planned on changing Christianity so it followed their view, not God’s. I quipped, “Much like Sodom and Gomorrah. If you believe in God, you don’t want to vote for those changes.” Remember, there is nothing wrong with preventing the death of unborn children or believing in traditional marriage; and those are common Christian beliefs you want in the candidate of your choice. Even our money warns us, “In God We Trust.” There is no mention of Congress or Liberals.
I believe in traditional marriage. I harbor no ill will to those of other unions, but there is something beautiful and amazing in the union of a man and a woman: creation. Only through this union is a child created from each parent, a man and a woman, both of whom are important and critical to the mental growth of a child. Creation through both parents does not exist in other unions.
This introduction came from “Words That Don’t Offend Liberals” and is only available in print. Check it out, and you will understand why it is more like a notebook. I call it a “Liberal Detector.” When you put it on your table and somebody reads part and is offended, you just found a Liberal. It is available through Amazon and CreateSpace: https://www.createspace.com/4221000
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