Don Feder, GrassTopsUSA.com
At the outset, two points to bear in mind: 1. Dissent infuriates liberals. 2. As far as they’re concerned, everyone’s business is their business.
When my wife returned to our car in the parking lot of B.J.’s, there was a note on the windshield: “How sad that someone filled with so much hate has a child. May God bless and forgive you.”
Here’s looking down at you, kid.
The verdict (doubtless from someone who considers herself non-judgmental) was prompted by anti-Obama bumper stickers and a child’s car seat, which the snoop spotted. That she was looking in our car is a bit scary. Then again, perhaps she was checking for assault rifles, hoping to avert militia activity.
I could tell by the note paper that the officious one is a woman, from her handwriting and the logo of a lady’s hat, handbag and shoe in one corner. Then again, perhaps the author was a Democratic cross-dresser – not that there’s anything wrong with that!
Never having met her, I still know exactly what she’s like. Middle-aged and affluent, she has the requisite 1.3 children and a post-graduate degree in the social sciences. She inhales National Public Radio, The Huffington Post, and Bill Maher, and thinks Rosie O’Donnell is a hoot and a holler.
She’s out there saving whales, stopping global warming and teaching tolerance. She may be “straight,” but she’s not narrow. Her solution to the jihadist assault on Western civilization is encapsulated in a bumper sticker of her own – “COEXIST” with a crescent moon and a peace symbol incorporated in the design. It’s like the Rolaids commercials: How do I spell surrender? C-O-E-X-I-S-T.
Non-liberals (AKA, normal people) react differently than Ms. How-Sad. While parked at a Dairy Queen a few days later, I saw a group of guys who looked like they just came off a road crew, grinning as they checked out my bumper bling.
Okay, I live in Massachusetts and like to taunt the Church of the Enormous Ted with: “Obama: America’s Most Expensive Disaster” “My Other President Is An American,” and “Obama-Care – Bend Over, This is Gonna Hurt.” I’ve taken to calling my SUV (talk about adding insult to injury) the Hate-mobile.
This is the Left’s favorite conceit: They’re so loving and we’re so hateful. We’re cruel and they’re compassionate. They commit-random-acts-of-kindness-and-senseless-beauty; we commit random acts of barbarity and senseless cruelty. They’re about re-cycling, Heather Has Two Mommies, PBS auctions, and Starbucks soy latte. We’re into book-burning, white sheets, and water-boarding.
In fact, we’re so hateful that they’ve given themselves permission to hate us – along with America, the middle-class, Christianity, and Israel.
And hate they do. Since the demise of National Socialism (itself a movement of the Left), nobody hates like liberals. They are Olympic-class haters – prima ballerinas of bile, pirouetting across the political landscape putting out eyes with their toe shoes. I’m sorry, that was unfair. The New York Time’s Frank Rich prefers tap-dancing to show tunes.
Dick Armey and his group FreedomWorks have received so many harassing e-mails and phone calls, including death threats from the ayatollahs of tolerance, that they’ve been forced to relocate their D.C. headquarters to a more secure building.