Secretary of Hillary Clinton’s suspicious, self-diagnosed “concussion” presents some interesting possibilities. She claims she fainted, fell, and struck her head hard enough to have sustained the “concussion” that she is now relying upon to avoid having to lie about her part in the Benghazi cover-up during a Congressional hearing. To her adoring media, this story presents not a moment of skepticism but another chance to marvel at how skillfully the Clintons lie.
That Hillary did not seek or receive medical attention for such a serious injury as a concussion (especially for an obese 65 year old woman) means little to her legion of media bootlickers. Nevertheless, she will at some point have to either continue her ruse as a mentally incapacitated old woman – perhaps showing up at a hearing in a bath robe like Mafia boss Vincent “The Chin” Gigante, or testify as the rotund, 65 year old woman she really is. The “bath robe” trick didn’t work for Gigante, but it might work for Clinton.
Unfortunately, there isn’t a Republican in the House with the courage to tie her tail in a knot by subpoenaing her every 30 days until she comes in–with or without her bathrobe. Hillary will waddle away from the Benghazi murders, and Republicans will hold the door for her as she does.
Yet there is the remote possibility that she actually did suffer a concussion, which is brain damage resulting from having one’s gray matter slammed up against the hard surface of the skull. They would desperately work to shield her from the voting public, claiming that since she was going to be elected anyway, she should not have to waste time campaigning but rather start immediately to do the “work of the American people” as soon as she was nominated. If this is the case, Democrats will have to adopt the “Woodrow Wilson/Edith Wilson” stunt.
In October of 1919, while sitting on the toilet, Wilson had a stroke, which was immediately covered up by the Democrats. THEY appointed Edith Wilson the de facto president. She made presidential decisions for the last year and a half of Wilson’s second term. When the clods in the Republican Party got suspicious, the Democrats put on a show for them. As the story goes, Democrats “fooled” a delegation of Republicans who “demanded” to see Wilson so they could judge his capabilities to govern. In a scene suggestive of “Weekend at Bernie’s”, Democrats propped up the vegetative Wilson in his bed and spread a series of newspapers around him, making believe he was “carefully studying” the events of the day. The Republicans were either too dimwitted to know the difference between a functioning president and a bag of non-communicative bones, or they were paid off and went away quietly.
My guess is that by August, Hillary will be out on a golf course with Bill trying to prove she is not an obese 65 year-old, worn out woman. She will be all whispers and giggles with her loving husband, ready to be crowned America’s first female president. Her appearance will not change. She will still be an obese, 65 year-old, worn out woman; but in the eyes of her adoring fans, she will look like Jackie Kennedy incarnate.
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Hillary the “Joan of Arch” Super Woman throwing her Body under the Bus to Save her Knight in Shining Armor (Odumbo). OOPS… sorry lets get back to reality. She has been Taught by the Best “Liar in Chief” ole Billy Bob, the Man that said “I did not have sexual relations with that woman” it IS what it IS and us poor idiots are not smart enough to catch him or HER Lying. IF the Stupid voting Public continues with the help of Voter Fraud, the Liberal Propaganda Machines and the Money is still Flowing in the Land of Bankrupt America in 2016 we will have our First Woman Liberal president. Our Country is Finished it is time to turn out the Lights.
This unqualified, illegal, phony, lying, racist, bigot, half breed, foreign national, Muslim POTUS has the money and power to keep hin in office for a long time. So forget about having another POTUS in 4 years. He is our supreme ruler (not leader) and dicktator! No on will be able to go against him!!!
This unqualified, illegal, phony, lying, racist, bigot, half breed, foreign national, Muslim POTUS has the money and power to keep him in office for a long time. So forget about having another POTUS again. He is our supreme ruler (not leader) and dicktator! No on will be able to go against him!!!
Oh man…that is slanderous…to Jaba!
The only thing I would object to is age Discrimination!! 65 is not old!! Come on, you will see that when you get there!! (:
I would love to see the doctor’s report that she actually did have a concussion. Isn’t it convenient how she was MIA when Benghazi happened, was just too busy when they first asked her to testify and now a self-diagnosed concussion. More of the Clinton corruption.
If she really hit her head that hard, maybe it will knock some sense into her; Now if we can just get Obama to fall down a few times, hopefully we could get him to say what he is really thinkiing.
IF YOU DON’T THINK THIS COUNTRY IS FINISHED, EXPLAIN THIS! WE’VE GOT A SECRETARY OF STATE WHO “DISAPPEARS RIGHT AFTER THE BENGHAZI MASSACRE. SHE,S KNEE DEEP IN THE COVER-UP! HER REPLACEMENT COULD VERY WELL BE JOHN KERRY. YOU KNOW, THE WAR “HERO” WHO RECEIVED MULTIPLE PURPLE HEARTS, BUT SPENT NO TIME IN A MILITARY FACILITY TO TREAT HIS WOUNDS!!!!! PLEASE CHECK WITH YOUR RELATIVES AND FRIENDS WHO SERVED IN COMBAT ZONES, THEY,LL EXPLAIN TO YOU HOW THIS IS POSSIBLE! FINALLY, THERE’S PRESIDENT OBAMA. EVERYTHING WE NEED TO KNOW ABOUT OUR PRESIDENT IS “SEALED” , “PRIVALEGED”, “EXPUNGED”, OR JUST NONE OF OUR BUSINESS! THE SENATE, AND THE HOUSE IS LOADED WITH COWARDS! NO ONE TO INSIST & KEEP PUSHING THE FACT THAT THE REST OF THE WORLD IS EITHER LUGHING , OR PITYING US. RIGHTFULLY SO. AT 76 YEARS OLD, I CAN HONESTLY STATE, THAT UNLESS SOMEBODY SHOWS UP WITH THE NEEDED GUTS, WE,RE “F—-D!
That is why the people need to demand that they investigate that gay, illegal, half breed, American hating Muslim and if the spineless, weak no balls members of Congress and or the House will not do it them get them all out of office. I am so sick of this government saying do as I say and not as I do and they are destroying this country and the people. Hitler needs to go back to Africa and if he was a legal citizen why did he go to college on the grants for foreign born students? Are the idiots in the White House so stupid as not to see how he went to college or are they afraid of getting Jesse Jackson and that fat slob Al Sharpton to scream raciest, bigot and black hating Americans and other elected idiots. They have no spine, they have no balls and they are weak let Obama an his ape lady walk all over them. They have brought our government lower than it has ever been in the years I been alive
Skygirl: I’m with you all the way.
Freme: You said it all. So true. Can’t we find enough people in this country with enough guts to get rid of this corrupt Grovernment?
You got it fremo, everything you say is correct, everything! And it looks like no ones coming to our rescue. So where does that leave us? It leaves it all up to us, the people who still care about this country, its real American people, and their Constitution and Bill of Rights, you know, the SUPREME LAW OF THE LAND! The laws that made America possible! We have to organize everyone who wants to keep America strong and free to march on Washington, armed if need be, to demand our Constitution be upheld as is and written, and ready to make a stand for OUR AMERICA and LIBERTY! Or, we’ll just wind up like the polish jews in Krakow, waiting to be exterminated at FEMA camps all over the country. And that’s just how it will happen unless we stop ‘em NOW!
They are all so despicable in their lies and coverups. I hope this Midwest snowstorm goes to D.C. and wipes out every last one of them. Then we can have a legal election and put people in who actually care about We The People, cutting gov’t expenses and growing jobs. We surely know the ones there, now, only care about themselves and how much money they can steal..
@ Wspires45 , Hussein does say what’s on his ALLEGED mind . You have to think back , at least two weeks or more . He comes out with what’s coming from him . For instance , think back of the ” Debates ” , and he came right out and said that he will try and take out ” assault guns ” . Well , he got his ” wish ” of the CT. shooting . Don’t mind out that the shooter was nuts , it was the gun that did it .
Clinton came right after the attack in Benghazi that she was responsible for what happened . Yet , with the ” investigators ” of Hussein, say it was the her people , but didn’t name ONE person as the at fault . And , come out and had a ” fall ” , one week before she was to testify . Then say she has a ” concussion ” from that fall . Why doesn’t they send her to a different doctor to find out if she really telling the truth about said fall ? I mean , it’s not really that HARD , is it ?
Although this is a fabulous article with its fair share of humor I really must disagree with the over-all intention. Now please…admittedly I could use some help insofar as I have no clue as to where “Hillary the Hutt” stands among her political party and friends. But this much I will readily admit to knowing what lies the Clinton’s tell. For starters, does anyone think that China would be in the position as it enjoys today had it not been for Bill’s colossal phuck-up with what he allowed to escape this nation and found to be readily available to the Chinese. I remember reading a press report of the secret service combing through dumpsters in, on, around the National Archives bldg. looking for something(s) that wasn’t available during his impeachment process. However, even though I believe that Hill the Hutt is finished in American politics, nothing has ever hurt this nation as much as Obama. He’s just waiting to see hundreds of millions worth of books about “How does a: Non-natural, Alias carrying, foreign exchange student get to the level of the Presidency.” And as we all know there will be sequals such as: “Getting your money’s worth from Forger’s,” and “How to get Obamacare in an Uglier Condition through into law…” and I clearly see a “Obama: And the US Supreme Court.”
Here’s to you!
good job!
Has anyone notices how old Hillary looks since when she ran in 2008 and she is all wrinkled up and she is looing old, old very old as she is stacking up her millions she is able to steal from the American tax payers
Hillary and Obama should both be impeached. But, no one in Washington has the b_lls to do it.
The year 2013 is the year we will work on getting rid of our corrupt Government and get our country and freedom back.
Sorry Kookie, this unqualified, illegal, phony, lying, racist, bigot, half breed, foreign national, Muslim POTUS has the money and power to keep him in office for a long time. So forget about having another POTUS again or getting our Country and freedom back! It is too late. No one will be able to go against him!!! He is our supreme ruler (not leader) and dicktator!
So sorry you feel we are a lost nation, Bobmann. The people who speak their minds, here and other places have some good ideas. No one is untouchable, not even the Muslim POTUS. He will screw up and he will be taken down. So, you just go hide in your corner, little sheep, and let the sheep herders work at getting this country back on it’s feet.
FYI Mary Sue I do as much as I can. I write, call, and fax any politician that allows people to contact them and will continue to do so.
Now that you profess to be a sheep herder working to get this country back on it’s feet would you be kind enough to tell me how all you sheep herders are going to accomplish this task and how much you have accomplished so far?
BHO has already by-passed, ignored OUR Constitution, committed crimes and committed acts of treason and still nothing has been done. How about the deaths of 4 people? If that is not screwing up then what does he have to do before you say he has screwed up? If he had been a Republican he would be in Gitmo.
I wish you much luck in your endeavor. Please keep us posted as to what you are accomplishing.