A treat from us to you:
Twas The Night Before Christmas (Anti-Obama version)
Twas the night before Christmas, all thru the White House
Obama sat stirring , with J. Biden the mouse
Golf stockings were hung, by the chimmney with care
In hopes the Tea Party wouldn’t notice them there
The children were nestled all snug in King beds
While visions of Maui still danced in there heads
With Michelle in her pj’s, and I in my cap
We just counted money, and settled down for a nap
When out in the lawn,there arose such a clatter
We sprang from the bed to see what was the matter?
Then away to the window, I flew like a flash
I tore off my cap, then threw up the sash
The moon on the breast, on the white fallen snow
Gave my own droopy eyes a view of people below
When what to my wondering eyes should appear
A blue chevy van, with six persons I fear
With a slender ol’ driver, so lively and quick
I knew in a moment it was Clint from that flick
More rapid than Eagles, The Fox friends all came
Clint whistled and shouted; He called them by name
Now Riley, Now Meagan, Now Hannity, Now Malkin
GO Gretta GO Get, The Benghazi’s chief Vixen
To the top of the porch, to the back of the hall
Now Dash away, Dash away, Dash away all
As dry leaves before, this same truth will fly
With media cover-up, They’ll fly to the sky
In back of the house in a quickness they flew
The van full of men, and Clint Eastwood too
And then in a twinkling, I heard from the road
Fox newsmen were speaking of my crazy tax load
As I drew in my head and was turning around
There stood the “Donald”, not making a sound
Suited up for business, from head to his feet
He wasn’t the person I had cared to meet
A big bundle of records was flung on his back
I thought of a peddler, while he opened his pack
His eyes how they sneered, his face cold and stern
I knew he would leave me a lesson to learn
His droll little mouth was drawn down like a bow
He was mad his toupee had fallen in snow
The stump of his pipe, he held in his teeth
The smoke encircled Michelle like a wreath
Trump knew the secret I would never reveal
Not even the votes I would willingly steal
I yelled “Give Up Now On this mission for self”
Trump smirked, then laid the form on my shelf
With a wink of his eye, and a nod of his head
I thought “could it be; I have nothing to dread?”
He spoke not a word, went straight to his work
Then left my birth record, and turned with a jerk
Then pointing his finger up toward my head
Then said “You are Fired; we want Romney instead!”
He sprung to his Limo, leaving me and the mouse
With Michelle looking worried of finding a house
Then I heard him exclaim, as he rode in the night”
“Merry Christmas to aaaall, and to aaaall a Goodniiiiiiiight!!!”
By Josephine Veliz Pebria
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I wouldnt have been this nice to the admitted muslim that continues to steal our jobs (now helping the Latin American small businesses) and killing our military and our border agents, This is one evil man and the libbers are lying on the ground to bow to his unsainted crap and believeing all he puts up his smirking conning jobs and the libbers still don’t even know his name, his public records still hidden, (does the libbers even wonder or are they completely brain dead or just obamas drones?). He continues to whine and pretend he is concerned like he always did but we know that our money is still in China and Finland and our homes are gone and the healthcare bill is going to kill seniors and disability ppl. Trying to smoke that cocakystuff and still function and he is a dysfunctional narcassistic psych evil person that belongs in the psych ward.
Well done! And a good start at pulling off layers of the Obama Onion. I wish the MSM would publish it.
i love it, they need to put this on christmas cards.
love,love,love,it. pl,orl,fla
The ideas seemed good, but the writing was pathetic. The fact is, nobody is going to stop Obuma and his thugs. Their goal was, is, and will always be, to destroy the United States of America as it has stood since its founding, and turn it into another USSR.
That is my Christmas wish!! Well done (and who cares if the writing is bad – the message is good)!!!
Pete….unfortunately, I think you are right.
We will just have to wait and see. What steps this foreign national who the democrats made remains President. What resolve does he have to bring this country to its demise. Or will the true God fearing, flag waving “Democrat” if they still exist, not the social progressives who have taken over the Senate, wake up and do something about this Administration and its anti-American ideologies. They and only they can change the destructive course this President has put into action. The republican party for all its bravado can’t change or stop anything.
” We will just have to wait and see.” !??!!?!? No, It’s “We, the People !” who have to do something about this ! Just like “We the People” in 1776 did about taking care of it !!! Put our feet down and STOP giving them our money !! This won’t be a hard thing to do because we won’t have any more jobs to give them our tax money ?!?!!? Being as dumb as they are….they haven’t thought that far ahead……duh ! They are destroying our economy !