As a public service The 57 State Doofus Report will appear here as new items from our teleprompter president provide them. This material comes from The Ulsterman Report.
The Potemkin presidency has produced another unsurprising “surprise.” According to the buzz in Washington political insider circles Barack Obama’s “spontaneous” rendition of an old Al Green Soul hit“Let’s stay together” was “rehearsed to death.” It is not clear whether the Doofus in Chief used a teleprompter but he did use a cue card and the whole staged event was arranged because Obama is trying to be “cool” again. Being “cool” translates into getting the halfwits in or colleges to vote for him so he’ll cancel their student loans – yes these simpletons actually believe that!
Searching for his lost “cool”
UR quotes Obama as saying he wants to be cool again as he was in 2008. Specifically he was overheard saying “Like in ’08. We were the S*^t back in ’08.” It is reportedly so bizarrely embarrassing to some of the younger White House staffers that they joke behind Obama’s back and ask each other “Are we cool again?” The report goes on to reveal the White House brought in a voice coach and the obsessed Obama spent more time working to regain his “s*^t” than he did on any of his actual duties – you know like running the country keeping us safe from terrorist and golfing (sorry I couldn’t resist).
Even when Obama “spontaneously belted out” the few words of “Let’s stay together”, he had to use a cue card. That says, “NOT SPONTANEOUS – REHEASHED!” all over it.
Ulsterman’s report continues by saying that Obama campaign operatives sent the video to the lapdog media (likely put it up on Youtube as well) and stationed “about 40 or 50 people in the crowd who had been instructed to “cheer loudly” when the Doofus in Chief sang.
Playing his “I’m still the s^*t” part to the hilt, Obama can be seen in the video gratefully acknowledging the “spontaneous” cheers at the end of this cue card aided “spontaneous” event.
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Obama’s such a good, little Marxist. MSM in his back pocket, a crowd of so-called Obamabots (that would make Kim Jong Un proud, wouldn’t it?) applauding and making a big deal out of it. Is this kinda like Clinton when he played his saxophone? Well, I’m sure glad and feel so much better knowing we have talented singers and musicians in the Oval Office. Makes me feel all warm and fuzzy all over. You know, I get a tingle up my leg kinda feeling.
God, these people want to make me puke! Nothing but a bunch of adults acting like children and these are our leaders. Manipulators. They cherish manipulating people. That’s what fills their heads with all that self-importance, look at me, aren’t I cool sh*t!
Obama never was cool shit he is just plain shit.
thank you for the laugh.
As silly as this story sounds I have to consider that it might be true. My well thought out vote in 2008 was nullified by an ignorant 20 year old who thought he was voting for American Idol so I’m sure Obama’s re-election plans will include the ignorant, the morons, the uninformed, the easily manipulated and unqualified voter. Add this to the illegal alien and dead person vote and America might be in deep “s**t.”
Don’t forget all the fantasy land characters and super heroes, they voted last time they can do it again…..
If this little con man doesn’t look like a typical jackel in the above picture with the cig hanging out of his mouth, I don’t know what does, and he really is such a P>U>K>E and needs to be run off to a reservation and let the people on the rez take over his possessions, money and all, they could live happily ever after, how bout that for redistribution, and let the jackel live with the rattlesnakes.
***GAG***
***URP***