Recently Dick Morris had the nerve to insist Barack Obama will lose in a landslide next November. As a service to those who feel better believing otherwise here is a deconstruction of his argument. Relax this will reassure you. Obama is a lock.
Morris is wrong because Obama will win the Catholic vote: BIG. There are only a handful of Catholics (mostly old and not able to get out of bed) who will side with the Catholic Bishops against Obama. Since Obama is fighting to change Catholic doctrine, they will crawl to the polls to show they support Obama not their Bishops –bank on it!
Morris is wrong because the price of gasoline isn’t really a factor in voter’s thinking. The polls showing Obama losing a tiny bit of support over the past month as the price of gas climbs are wrong. Anybody can see that – $6.00 gas won’t be a problem – car pooling is great fun. Obama is cruising to an easy victory – nothing says otherwise.
Morris is wrong because the polls showing a majority of voters hate Obamacare are bogus. Besides, everybody knows hating Obamacare won’t get people out to vote. They did that already in 2010 and people know they made a mistake.
Morris is wrong because Obama’s handling of the coal industry will free coal miners of their guilt over polluting the air. They will be glad to take good paying green jobs instead of digging dirty coal. Plus every American will be glad to pay higher energy prices to help Obama keep his promise to raise energy prices.
Morris is wrong because Obama will win every single Southern state. Southerners will be very impressed with Obama’s great record with our military. Showing Southern voters we have a responsibility to invite the Muslim Brotherhood to the White House and end Don’t Ask Don’t Tell will inspire the military families all over the South to run to the polls to support Obama. It will play especially well in Alabama, Mississippi Georgia, Virginia, North Carolina and South Carolina.
Morris is wrong because there is absolutely no chance that the same voters who threw the Democrats out in 2010 will come back to the polls to vote against Obama – everybody knows that. Besides Obama has made so many very clever moves over the past three years there are now more and more people willing to come out of the shadows admit they voted for McCain and say they wish they had voted for Obama.
There isn’t any reason to think that Obama’s support among 18 to 28 year olds (which is admittedly a bit off right now) won’t come roaring back in November. They can’t get enough of the fun of living in Mom’s basement and playing Monopoly instead of working. They know voting Republican will spoil all that, and Mom just loves having them around anyway.
So those who believe Obama can’t/won’t be beaten in November relax; no reliable data shows otherwise. Catholics don’t care; drivers don’t care, healthcare consumers don’t care, Military families don’t care, in fact nobody cares what the Republicans say or do: Obama is the man! Relax he’s in you’ll be proved right. Fifty seven state land slide here we come!
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you had me going there for a moment! I still think that if nothing else, he can be defeated in November, although that is not my preference, exposure as a fraud is my first choice! As long as, that is, the vote tabulations have not actually been contracted out to a Spanish (and Soros) owned company!
I have to agree with you Kevin, I have been posting the following in many comments:
We need to realize Blacks, (no matter what he does) Democrats, Liberals, Catholics, Unions and it’s members, college students, especially the young females, gays, Muslims, people who are recieving entitlements, now that OUR taxpayer money is put on a debit card to spend however they chose, (They also recieve FREE cell phones!) illegals, Hispanics and there are women who vote for the man they think is a hottie. I bet there are people think that the tax payer’s money on their debit card is the Obama money they were promised.
It boggles my mind how this man can constantly say he will do something then do the opposite and people will still believe what he says and defend him.
He also has several options: give amnesty to ALL illegals, have a mass swearing in ceremony to make them legal, provide them with free transportation to the polls, furnish free food and refreshments for his voters, or even have a situation created where he can declare martial law cancel the election and remain in power until his string pulling puppet masters have no more use for him. BTW way there are people who are ready to riot now. All they need is a push.
I also believe there are too many people who have been bought, bribed, blackmailed or threatened and more on the list. If this statement is not true this illegal, phony, lying POTUS would not be in office. He does not care about Congress, the Constitution, the Supreme Court or the people!
If Congress grants amnesty and citizenship to twenty million illegal’s – and they vote – then we can say goodbye to the USA in fewer than five years. Do your research. Seek the truth! Do not listen to the Media!!!
I hope to be gone when the Muslims take over. This will happen sooner than I orignally thought.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysBJ5G4m67s
Thanks, I needed a good laugh, keep up the irony and humility that is Obama 24/7/365. The Liberal Progressive Pipe Dream factory is working overtime this election cycle, brought to by your friendly neighborhood Socialist-Marxist party comrade, in other words the Democrats.
We will also learn that we do not have the right to question him, the news media or Democrats either and that we will come to love Broccoli and Obama Care and the huge lines we will Que up in when we need to see a Doctor, or buy Gasoline, happy day’s are here again.
Coach is in the sauce, again!
He is trying to play funny, but his comments make no sense….
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Morris is wrong because Obama will win the Catholic vote: BIG. There are only a handful of Catholics (mostly old and not able to get out of bed) who will side with the Catholic Bishops against Obama. Since Obama is fighting to change Catholic doctrine, they will crawl to the polls to show they support Obama not their Bishops –bank on it!
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Look……….
only a handful of Catholics…….will side with the Catholic Bishops against Obama
….. they will crawl to the polls to show they support Obama not their Bishops –bank on it!…….
Structurally Coach just called BLACK WHITE
only a handful will side with the Bishops…..they will crawl to the polls to ….. support obama
If you are goingt to try satire, do it when you are sober!
This is just an incredible column, Coach! Made my day!
Let’s look at Who will vote for Obama in the next election.
Students, Veterans, Unemployed, Women, Black & Hispanic voters, Teachers, Cops, Firefighters, Union Members, Parents, Middle Class, Poor, Independent Thinkers, Hungry, Homeless, Those that believe in – Medicare, Social Security, Minimum Wage.
Who did I leave out?
You left out the Hollywood left, trial lawyers, the gay and lesbian communities, Illegal aliens, the uneducated and uninformed who cling to every word the government controlled media puts out, late night commedians, many of the super rich, most Democrats, and many RINOs (Republicans in name only). With a list like this, how can Obama not be re-elected?
You left out Catholics and Muslims. I do not think the majority of veterans or the majority of the middle class will vote for him.
The absolutely worst thing we can do to Obama is to vote him out by a landslide. He has made so many promises to our enemies that he won’t be able to keep. They do not want him, We don’t want him, he has no place to live where he is wanted, congress doesn’t want him back – in short NOBODY WANTS NOBAMA, NO WAY, NO PLACE, AND NO HOW. I predict he will have to go in serious hiding after being thrown out of office. I don’t think he has enough of his “Willing Victims” left to put in back in.
We are tired of being lied to, being embarrassed by his comments and actions to our enemies, his fraud, misrepresentations, attacks on our constitution and our individual freedoms to allow him another 4 years.
Oh, dear…………
Use your imagination………..
how about
* The gay block at Leavenworth?
* If ever there was a way to destroy any semblance of hope an individual had then ADX is it!
* Maybe send him to his buddy in Venezoo-way-la?…. La Sabeneta Prison, Venezuela
* Naqab (Negev), Israel
….. or maybe strip him of all benefits and turn him loose on the streets of El Paso?
Kicking his ass out is just the beginning……….
Trials and prison for all his crimes is next
Don’t forget all those dead people who will vote, and the illegal alien voter bloc, and those who will vote in more than one state, and those who will assume another’s identity to vote, and those fictitious names registered to vote who will vote…
At last! Someone with a sense of not only humor, but well placed irony!
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