This just in from the Obama White House: Good news on the polling front. Even though the president’s job approval ratings have plunged into negative territory in every other poll, his score on the all-important PSA Index continues to rise. The president’s rating on this index (nothing to do with the prostate) has now reached an astonishing 97% – up from 87% in late 2009, and is now at its highest level ever, according to White House spokesman Robert Gibbs.

The PSA Index is the official measure of Presidential Self-Approval. It first came into existence in December of 2009, when the president appeared on the Oprah Winfrey show and awarded himself a B-Plus for his first year in office. To be strictly accurate, Mr. Obama provisionally awarded himself an A-Minus. He said that the slightly higher grade would be justified if, as he expected, he secured passage of his omnibus health care/income redistribution bill in early 2010. And of course he did.

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So let’s boost the president’s PSA score for year one from the high 80s to the low 90s. Give the man a pat on the back (or stand aside as he does so himself).

Read  More: By Andrew B. Wilson, American Spectator

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