Remember when the leering, maniacal Nancy Pelosi told us that we had to pass Obamacare to find out what is in it? She and the rest of her Democrat wrecking crew said things like this, knowing that the “Charlie McCarthy” dummies in the media would repeat anything they said. Because almost no one read the bill except conservative activists and some elected Republicans, Obamacare was shoved down our throats two years ago. Since then, Democrats have been telling groups of voters whatever they wanted to hear to make them support it, but nothing has really worked. If anything, Obamacare has less support today than the day it was passed. Reading the bill makes people want to fight against it.
Enter Nancy Pelosi, aka the Wicked Witch of the West, the Congresswoman from the very sick city of San Francisco. Pelosi is trying a new line of lies to sell Obamacare. She’s insisting that our Founding Fathers had Obamacare in mind as a means to real freedom!
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Smiling through severely stretched and botox assisted skin, Pelosi is gleefully insisting that Obamacare provides us the freedom to become a “photographer,” “writer,” “musician”–or “whatever,” as envisioned by Thomas Jefferson and our other Founding Fathers. She failed to mention that Obamacare will also give us the freedom to become a dishwasher or a beggar – but why spoil the moment?
She didn’t talk about other “freedoms” Obamacare will provide us with; being a hobo comes to mind. Just image the fun and adventure of reliving those golden days of the 1930s when a man could sneak into a boxcar and enjoy the winds of freedom blowing through the holes in the knees of his pants! Because of the “freedom” Obamacare will deliver, we’ll be able to leave our bills and our cares behind and lose ourselves in Obamaville without fear of losing our “free” contraceptive supplies.
Because of the wonderful benefits of Obamacare, pre-existing conditions will mean nothing. Since everything will be free, hospitals will be glad to treat us and get us back on the next freight train without missing a beat.
Thanks to Thomas Jefferson Obama, we can have it all! We’ll have free contraceptives and free health care right up until we are 55! Who could ask for more?
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