House Minority Leader Nancy “Botox” Pelosi has said that Republicans’ pursuit of the truth about “Operation Fast & Furious” is nothing more than an attempt at voter surpression? What? If you question Obama’s policies or his statements you’re considered RACIST. If you are against ILLEGAL immigration, you are a BIGOT. It seems that if you’re in favor of obeying and enforcing our laws, you are a “narrow minded neanderthal”! Black Democrats are saying that Attorney General Eric Holder, Jr’s stonewalling on Operation Fast & Furious is really no big deal! Two men died because of that failed operation, and it’s no big deal?!
“The private sector is doing fine”, our President said. REALLY? Maybe the President needs a field trip out into the real world! It seems that Washington has contracted that most deadly of all diseases: ‘Terminal cerebral ambulatory rectal inversion.” It is brought on by stupidity and nourished by ignorance. There is seldom an antidote to this dreaded affliction. It has caused an epidemic in the Democrat Party and has shown some sporatic signs of emerging in the Republican Party’s ranks. Those most susceptible are the liberal or Socialist Progressive type in Washington D.C.. Medical science believes this affliction’s first major carrier was Woodrow Wilson. This affliction then burned its way through a major flair-up during the administration of Franklin D. Roosevelt and then went into hibernation until the Obama adminsitration proved to be fertile soil for its proliferation.
Symptoms are self-delusion (see Obama’s comment on the private sector) and believing that one can cause the seas to recede, the sun to shine at will, and that any failure you suffer is not your fault….EVER! There are plenty of other symptoms as well. An obsessive overuse of botox to the point that Jack Nicholson’s “Joker” is more believable than your real life persona. The habit of continually inserting your foot into an orifice not intended to contain it! A maddening tendency to believe everything that you say is true!
Another symptom of TCARI is believing that spending every dime of taxpayer money plus borrowing all that you can from your enemies is somehow good for your own country. Underestimating the costs of any program that you put forth through Congress by 50%. Hiring Cass Sunstein as your regulatory czar is also a very prominent symptom of this affliction. There is a cure for this symptom, however; it’s called TTBO (Throw The Bum Out). Readily avaiable wherever a spine is found!
Memory lapse is one of the most dangerous symptoms of this disease because it causes severe anxiety at times. Like when you can’t remember that what you said six months ago contradicts what you said today. Worse is a sudden awareness that the lie you told today may have contradicted the lie you told last week. A major memory lapse was displayed by President Obama when he stated that he had visited all “57 ” states when he was running for office. His staff had to inform him that unlike votes, you can only count each state once!
President Obama’s infamous “kill list” of al-Qaeda leadership was only revealed when the President was caught in the White House War Room holding the controller for a drone in his hand and yelling ‘burn, baby burn” as the screen showed a figure running through the desert. The President was forced to turn the controller over to Air Force personnel. The President’s personal score has not been released, pending verification by Video Verification Games, Inc. I heard Michelle ‘s been practicing too.
TCARI seems to have infected some outside the official corridors of Washington D.C. The likes of Ed Schultz for one. Uncontrollable paranoia, as displayed by Ed right after the unsuccessful recall election in Wisconsin, was clearly on display. Chris Matthews needs to have that tingling in his leg looked at because involuntary muscle reactions caused for basically no reason are DEFINITELY a symptom of TCARI! Come to think of it, the entire staff of MSNBC and NBC itself are showing some very distinct signs of TCARI. NBC’s attempt at falsely editing a Mitt Romney speech is a glaring example of the “stupidity” symptom associate with TCARI, but they may be too far gone for treatment.
There is one symptom that has come to the forefront of TCARI, and that is falsely accusing others of “racism”. Now the two best examples of this are Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson. These two race- hustlers….er, civil rights advocates, only seem to display this symptom when cameras and newspeople are around. It’s a very strange situation. They never display any of these symptoms when the victims are white, only when the victim is black. Must just be a coincidence? I think the Center for Disease Control in Atlanta, Georgia needs to make TCARI a priority this year, but with the government’s budget situation, who knows?
I guess we’ll just have to put up with the inmates running the asylum just a little longer. God help us ’til November and beyond.
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It should be Chronic Cerebral Ambulatory Rectal Inversion. They can’t die from it and there are enough fellow sufferers to assure that their careers won’t, either.
As an RN, I heard of this condition many years ago. Only it was known as Cranial-Anal Inversion then . It’s a life long affliction and there is no cure known to man. Many people with intelligence have tried to help cure those that are affected by this condition. Usually to no avail. Often those with this affliction can become violent and insane.
yES YOU ARE CORRECT.
iT HAS ALSO BEEN KNOWN AS “SCUM DISEASE”.
mORE ABOUT IT IN DETAIL HERE….
http://www.brasschecktv.com/videos/bad-guys-1/govt-loves-to-control-people–lew-rockwell-.html
I know of a cure for the disease that afflicts people like Pelosi they need to be kicked out in the street and live in the real world the world that we live in!
I doesn’t seem to be a fatal disease. Far too many of them even seem to be able to live with the lack of oxygen because of the ailment. It would however explain the lack of proper thought process. Lack of oxygen affects brain function.
It can be cured at the Ballot box this November. Rid Washington of the virus.
Ever notice one small thing? Liberals and the left are always attacking the truth and constitution.
Then when we say something about how wrong it is then TCARI kicks in.
There is another disease that I’ve read about that seems to afflict Progressives! It’s called “Similar” it’s effects are, your mouth is so “Similar” to your butt that your poop doesn’t know which way to go! Bad breath is usually a sign!
to pissolsi you wouldn,t know voter surpression if it was next to your botox shot,and yes brain dead pissolsi i am a racist,i racist my 55 chevy every week at englishtown,man is it quick.and pissolsi read my whole letter first before you realize i,m calling you an imbecile.and who said theres no place for lab experiments,there all in government.god bless ron paul,sheriff joe and cold case posse,chuck norris and all american veterans/citizens.one nation under god
AMEN AMEN AMEN AMEN AMEN, Mr. Bobby. From your mouth to God’s ear!
Rumor has it the Botox Queen’s problem may not be Botox but the fact she has had so many face lifts that she now has to shave. Who knows ?? SOMETHING has made them crazy !
Her pubic hair was pulled that high. Who would have thought?
Arrest, conviction, and execution, for treason, sounds fair to me for Obama, Pelosi, Holder, and all the others in government that have deliberately committed Treason against our Constitution.
The godless democrat is a disease that eats away the outer edges of the heart. It is fatal in God’s timing and they will then be ushered into the world that they deserve….. At the rate they are destroying this government it shouldn’t be but just a little while longer. The 2nd major terrorist attack will be most likely in S. California and in or near Philly and Boston and 1000 times that of the 9/11 attacks. We are now in the 40th year or Roe vs Wade… 40 is the number for testing in the Bible and America has failed. Google, “Hand of Help Ministries,” and read the “Dream/Visions,” for America’s future or lack thereof.
Just as God used godless leaders as told in the Book of Judges to draw the hearts of the people back to Himself, so to is He doing the same with America.
One revelation from God is worth far more than the knowledge gained from all the books in the world written by men who have no understanding or comprehension of the absolute truth of God’s WORD. In His great Mercy, God seeks to warn man in order to keep him from His judgment. The only thing that will save man from God judgment is man’s repentance, turning away from sin and accepting Christ as his LORD and SAVIOR.
We true blooded Americans cannot deal with the like of Pelosi, Reed, Chuck Schumer, and others. We republicans and conservatives need to take rthe Senate and if Obama is reelected impeach him.
Great article! There is another disease that they all have – It is a severe “I” disease. They only think of themselves, and highly of themselves at that. IE: I am always right, I am a God, I want what you have, I am to special to work, I am smarter than anyone else, I am better looking than everyone else, I do not care about anyone else – only myself matters. The list of symptoms is beyond imagination and endless. Also, there is no known cure, only avoidance.
BETTER KNOWN AS DIARRHEA OF THE MOUTH111
Amen, Watchman! Pelosi calls herself a Catholic. If she is then she needs to be excommunicated from the Catholic Church. She is being kept in office by the faggots, transvestites, and bull-dykes of San Francisco. You know who I’m talking about; the kind of queers that Obama and most other Muslim men cater to. My parents divorced when I was 2yo because my dad was a screaming faggot. His own mother had him committed to an insane asylum. There was no Mental Health Facility. People was smart enough in the 30s and 40s that there was no such thing as “tippy-toeing” around an issue to be politically correct.
Politically correct my 74yo A$$!! Barack Obama is another Godless Muslim who wants to be the freaking King Thug of the flippin world! I HOPE THAT PIECE OF DOGGY DOO-DOO IS THE THIRD ANTI-CHRIST!
The Almighty Lord God of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob will destroy that trailer park trash at the End of Days.
The Democraps DO NOT CARE that Obama, the Muslim $hithead, is in the office illegally. They do not care that he is not qualified to be in the office of the Presidency. Hey Barry, or whatever your real name is, go ahead a pull together your army of black thugs and Muslim wannabees. Our military, our sons and daughters, our mothers and fathers, AND OUR VETERANS WILL SQUISH YOU AND YOUR KIND LIKE A CASE OF ROTTEN GRAPES. It is too bad that your SS body guards have not already arrested you and that Holder guy for crimes against our great nation. PI$$ on you and the rest of your evil kind! Christ Jesus will surely have His way with you people. Oh, and will you please clean the graffiti and the ashtrays on your way out of America’s White House?
He sold himself as the healer of racism, political reform and international relations, the guy who would be all things to all people. What he might say today is “sorry bout that” I fibbed.
The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease.
The disease is called “Gonorrhea Lectim.” It’s pronounced “Gonna re-elect em” and it is a terrible Obamanation. The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior involving putting your cranium up your rectum. Many victims contracted it in 2008…But now most people, after having been infected for the past 1-3 years, are starting to realize how destructive this sickness is.
It’s sad because Gonorrhea Lectim is easily cured with a new drug just coming on the market called Votemout. You take the first dose now and the second dose in Nov. 2012
New disease of Pelosi is “diarrhea of the mouth.” Oh wait a gosh darn minute that’s an “old disease.” It does fit those since Pelosi is an “old worn out broad.”
The one ray of hope in the battle against this dreaded disease is that, by default facts of nature, the people who are susceptible to contracting this disease are the vast majority of people who don’t allow this to overcome their common sense or ability to reason logically and to research some facts BEFORE engaging the mouth-motor. This basically means that there is a vast majority of the human population that are immune.
It’s perhaps the toughest disease that humanity has ever faced, in the attempts to find a permanent cure because it is so easily transmittable to those who aren’t immune. It’s been with us down throughout history, but has never infected the vast majority of people. Whenever you encounter those who show signs of grasping at power, extreme greed or even excessive arrogance, that’s where you’ll find carriers of this disease in history. The US Constitution as it was ratified was the first serious attempt to treat against this disease, but it’s difficult to detect in time to isolate it from having a “trickle down effect” on the majority of people; Even among those people who debated & ratified it, sufferers like James Madison, were already imbedded within the group. Fortunately, those who were immune were in the majority at that time mainly because the disease really can infect only a small minority of people.
Nancy Pelosi is DRUNK with power, obvious mania and public schizoid psychosis, swimming in fraud and nepotism, she should be sentenced to 6 Months
labor on a crab boat on the frozen Bering Sea, then whisked to Federal Prison for manipulating Obama
inauguration certifications for starters. The real beginning of true job growth in the United States should be to build the largest high-tech Federal Prison the world has ever seen and Nancy will be the first to break it in! Then, drag in Obama or whoever the hell he is, then Holder, Reid (naa, he’s to frckn old and pathetic- just leave him to his wife full time, she’ll kick his ass), then that nasty greasy Debbie Wassaman Shultz, then Bwaany Fwaank, then that racist pair of females w/ balls Maxine Waters and Shela Jakson Lee, etc, etc, etc. we’ll have NO PROBLEM filling up the place- they’ll be right at home!!!!!!!
Well, actually, more than just TWO people have been killed because of Fast & Furious. A well known Mexican attorney was killed, & his brother is some kind of government official in Mexico. And, Holder JUST let them know that he MIGHT have been murdered with one of the weapons from this op. What is wrong with all this people in this list is called DEMONIC POSSESSION. They are so into evil that satan has blinded & fooled them into thinking good is evil, & evil is good. But, one of these days, they will answer for it. Meanwhile, I want to know when the Catholic church is going to excommunicate these people. Or, since they are so import, does that give them a pass? I KNOW they can’t be giving money to the churches since they’re all so cheap!!