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When most people imagine a country molester, they picture some ugly, old man in a trench coat like Adolf Hitler and Joseph Stalin luring citizens with dreams of a socialistic utopia or, perhaps they envision, sadistic dictators like Saddam Hussein or Idi Amin.

They don’t usually picture Uncle Bob or Aunt Betty; the neighbor next door; the friendly parishioner; or the Harvard graduate and human teleprompter, who promised to provide care for the sick and good jobs to the jobless, to make the rise of the oceans began to slow and our planet began to heal, to end wars, and to secure and remake a nation to reflect its highest ideals.

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Barack Obama clearly suffers from fedophilia, an abnormal or unnatural attraction to the federal government. Fedophilia is defined as the fantasy or act of political intimacy with uninformed voters, biased journalists, deadbeats, or Hollywood celebrities to expand the power and reach of the federal government. Fedophiles are usually Democrats, but symptoms of fedophilia can be observed in the US Chamber of Commerce and candidates supported by Karl Rove.

Not all fedophiles are country molesters. Fedophiles are defined by their desires; country molesters are defined by their acts. Except during primary elections, when they briefly transform into conservatives, establishment Republican are enthusiastic fedophiles who desire to be like Democrats in order to remain in power, but lack the honesty to express their fantasies openly. Most Republicans are closet fedophiles.

Country molesters are political predators who often delude themselves into viewing their actions as helpful to citizens. They might tell themselves that they are contributing to a citizen’s development, or that the citizen is enjoying or approving of their actions; however, they do tell their victims to lie, not to listen to common sense or alert Rush Limbaugh.

There are some common characteristics of political predators. If you’re worried your politician may be a country molester, look for these warning signs:

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  • Country molesters are professional con artists, will smile at you, look you right in the eye, and make you believe they are trustworthy.
  • Country molesters are notoriously friendly, nice, kind, engaging, and likeable.
  • Country molesters are good manipulators (seduction is an integral part of political predation.)
  • Country molesters target their victims, often insinuating themselves into that citizen’s life through their family, school, Obamacare, the IRS, or the NSA.
  • Country molesters refuse to take responsibility for actions and blames others (Bush, Republicans) or circumstances (global warming) for failures.
  • Country molesters lack empathy (i.e. Marine Sgt. Andrew Tahmooressi illegitimately jailed in Mexico.)
  • Country molesters have an inability to form intimate relationships with adults (Congress.)
  • Country molesters are arrogant, self-indulgent, have a sense of entitlement, and have a need for power and control.
  • Country molesters are typically known as rationalizers, intellectualizers, and justifiers (or just plain liars.)

Among the number of national molestations that could be attributed to Obama include:

He has mortgaged America’s future, increasing the national debt by 66% (or $7 trillion) since he assumed office. It took America’s first 43 presidents 223 years to incur the country’s first $7 trillion in debt. Obama did it in five and a half years.

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