Fox News.com has released a story concerning our Border Patrol and all armed DHS employees that should solidify your trust and hope in our Federal government’s decisions about you safety! New instructions sent to Border Patrol agents (and all armed Department of Homeland Security personell) state the following if they find themselves in the presence of an “active shooter”:
#1. Evacuate (or in English “RUUUUUUUUN!”)
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#2 There being no safe escape route then HIDE!
#3 If all else fails, as a LAST resort, take action!
Needless to say, the professionals of the Border Patrol are, to put it lightly, not happy. These instructions come in the form of a “must watch video” and printed material issue by DHS.
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Makes you feel warm and fuzzy all over knowing that our inappropriately named “Department of Homeland SECURITY,” has instructed it’s agent to run and hide if they encounter a thug with a gun trying to kill people, doesn’t it? What are the other unarmed people around the impotent agents supposed to do besides die? Is Janet Napolitano that much of a scumbag, and Barack Obama so eager to sell us out to the lawlessness on our Southern borders, that they are willing to allow American citizens to die in the presence of professionally armed Border Patrol agents who could stop the shooter?
Is our Commander-in-Chief really surrendering our Southern borders and security just for the sake of trying to get re-elected? Ah, but here is my opportunity to start, what I believe, will be a thriving business on both ends of the United States. First, I’m going to ask that all firearms companies making high powered sniper rifles allow me to test their products on our Southern border. Secondly, I would like to invite all former military and civilian snipers (at least those who can handle a powerful gun without having the recoil slam their butt into the nearest tree) to a competition. This competition would be as follows: Each shooter would be given targets consisting of drug cartel members and coyotes (those people who smuggle illegal aliens across the border) at varying distances. Points will be given for distance of shots, where impact occurred (head shots, body shots, and extra points for “butt shots”) and number of shots taken.
Shooters will be stationed on the same American high ground formerly occupied by Mexican drug cartel spotters, (until the Seal Teams cleaned them out just prior to our contest,) so that multiple shooters can engage at the same time. The civilian shooters (if not ex-military) will be directed to their targets by their spotters so as not to shoot some innocent monk by mistake. The contest will last until the only dogs left to raise their heads on the Southern side of the border are prairie dogs. The best shooter matched with the best rifle will receive a van full of marijuana to be converted in cash in California (if they have the money) by selling the pot to the “medicinal marijuana” clinics that dot the state. California, land of the lib and home of the stoned.
Anyway, between matches, entrants and the public will be given a unique opportunity. We are going to be operating a live fire survival pit. We are going to press all the Department of Homeland Secuirty officials who came up with the idea to “run, hide, and distract the shooter” to crawl the course while live machine gun fire goes whizzing just inches over their heads. We just want them to understand the psychological consequences of their stupidity. Entrants and the general public (who will be asked for donations for ammo) will have the privilege of doing the shooting for this portion of our program. Hot dogs, french fries and soda will be available during our contest, as will 100 UV sun protection. Never can be too careful about sunburn.
Anyway, in Washington D.C. we will be having T&FT sale and event going on in front of the White House. We will be selling torches, tar and feathers on the street to help defer the costs of the events on our Southern border. DHS’s 450 MILLION round ammo order caused ammunition prices to spike so we have a little funds gap that we have to fill. We will, indeed, extend a courtesy to the President to come outside and join us in front of the White House as our “guest of honor”!
We will also be inviting Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid , Chuck Schumer and the entire Democratic leadership team plus a few anti-Second Amendment Republicans to join the President for our celebration. It’ll be a good old fashion pioneer days fiesta! Dancing in the streets of Washington by torchlight. What a Norman Rockwell moment. Tar and feathering will be on a first come first serve basis. We are NOT responsible for any clothing ruined by said tar (that’s our legal/non legal disclaimer). We ask that you work in teams (one applying the tar and the other the feathers so as not become a sticky mess). Oh yeah, the torches are for seeing in the dark and the outraged mob scene as in “Frankenstein”, not to light up our guests, (another legal/non legal disclaimer). The President’s legal team consisting of the firm of Dewey, Cheatum, & Howe is also invited to attend.
Now, having said all this, let me make a suggestion to the Congresspeople who still have enough love, understanding, and spine left to stand up for this country and her people to do the following: Defund the Department of Homeland Security. Disarm them, since the directive sent to the armed personel of that organization makes it plain that the officials of DHS do not want the firearms used to protect anyone. Why let good firearms go to waste? Impeach the Officials of both DHS and the Justice Department for dereliction of duty to the American people and to the Constitution which they swore to uphold. If there is no law to criminally prosecute these people, then write one. This madness has got to stop now!
I want the American people to understand what the DHS has done. They have basically instructed any armed law enforcement people to run away, hide, or throw something at an active shooter. Your butt is to be left out as a target for the shooter, or shooters, because in the time it will take the armed personel to “run away, hide, and maybe come back and take action,” you and a lot of other innocent people will be dead. Is that what America has become, a nation of cowards as demanded by our so-called government? How low do Obama and his stooges have to stoop to before you, the electorate, get angry enough to finally open your mouths and say, “Enough!” Happy Independence Day, and may God give you His wisdom to know what to do this November.
By the way, one last thing: I salute all the brave people, the armed and unarmed agents that have to serve this pathetic administration and it’s anti-American agenda. May God bless you all and watch over you and your loved ones this 4th of July. God bless the United States, Israel (Shalom) and their true allies.
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