Headlines We Will Never See

Obama, Citing Constitutional Freedoms, Declares “America Greatest Country”

Mitt Romney Admits Mistake

Newt Gingrich Out of Ideas

New York Times Supports Conservative Candidate

Planned Parenthood Admits Millions from Taxpayers Covers Abortions

Planned Parenthood Admits Extermination of minorities was and is goal

Obama Declares American Military “Greatest Force For Good In History”

Limbaugh Time Mag’s “Man Of The Year”

Iraqis Grateful To U.S. For Freedom

Saudi Arabians Stop Exporting Wahhabism

Israelis Lay Down Arms, Middle East Peace Reigns

Muslims Lay Down Arms, World Peace Reigns

Muslim World Allows For Different Religious Views

Muslims Give Up Violent Quest For World-Wide Caliphate

CAIR Admits Terrorist Beginnings, Connections

Progressive Dems Admit Communist Manifesto Their Goal For America

Obama Admits His Policies Direct Cause Of 86% Rise In Gas Prices

Liberals Admit Reagan Right about Taxes

Liberals Credit Reagan, Thatcher, Pope With Winning Cold War

Progressives Admit FDR Policies Prolonged Depression

Progressives Admit Failure Or Financial Collapse Of Every One Of Their Policies Since 1900

Media Declares Their Own Failures, Admits Liberal Bias

Obama Policies Lower Inflation

Obama Policies Lower Consumer Prices

MSM Admits Farrakhan an Unreliable, Unbelievable, Racist, UFO Nut

Muslims Admit Islam Incompatible With, Subservient To, American Constitution

GM Profitable, Pays Off American Taxpayer Loans

Iran Announces Support For Israeli Right to Exist

Joe Wilson Right, Obama IS a Liar

PETA Kills 95% of Animals It Takes In    (Wait, that one is a real headline!)

Blacks Fair Better off Dem Plantation

Progressive Dem Policies Demean, Enslave Blacks

MSM Declares Conservatism Better For America

U.S. Pulls out Of U.N., Stops Dealing with Enemies

Obama: “U.S. Policy Not Dictated By Unproven Theories,” Disavows Climate Change and Radical Environmentalists

Obama: “Drill Here, Drill Now!”

Obama: “No Dealing With Muslim Countries Until They Allow Christian Churches and Recognize Israel”

MSM Declares Global Warming a Hoax, Admits Failure Of Journalism;

and the one we all HOPE we never see:

Obama Re-Elected!