The saga of Sandra Fluke has taken yet another dramatic twist, with Rush Limbaugh apologizing for calling the lady a “slut”.
OK, Rush, manfully done. Sandra Fluke is NOT a slut! She is a liberated, extremely enlightened being of the female persuasion who demands that you and I pay for whatever she chooses to do with HER OWN BODY! Which is only natural and healthy and a mandatory piece of Obamacare. Which you also get to pay for, as part of being an American.
So there.
Somebody named Joe Palazzola wrote on the WSJ Law Blog that “Georgetown Law Gets Behind Sandra Fluke.” That’s NOT FUNNY, Joe.
On behalf of all good and decent males in these United States, I just want to say how truly hurt and sorry I am that my favorite talk show host, Rush Limbaugh, used such a hurtful and offensive word to refer to Ms. Fluke.
Please accept my sincere apologies, Women of America.
And yes, I will do the dishes. Coming! Right now.
Actually, Ms. Fluke turns out to be a 31 year old feminist Reproductive Rights activist with a Linkedin page showing a “Law Practice” in the “Los Angeles Area.” I didn’t realize that law school students have law practices, but if she didn’t have one before, she will soon, I guess.
But Ms. Fluke is definitely NOT a SLUT.
Modern English has been around since William Shakespeare, but conservatives can no longer use the language. We can’t say “ladies,” because there are only “women.” We can’t say “girls,” because there are only “pre-adolescents of the female gender.” We can’t say “slut,” because Slut Walks are only for leftists protesting the patriarchal tyranny. We can certainly not use Shakespeare’s own words for sexually enlightened women.
Even Obama seized the moment to call Sandra and apologize to her on behalf of all the good people of America for the unbearable insult she received in defense of women’s rights.
How did he get her phone number so fast, you ask?
You’ve got a dirty mind.
This is a sterling moment in American history. It’s about time Rush and his male chauvinist porkers learned that lesson!
And just to make sure the nation remembers this moment for a long time to come, I propose that we immortalize Sandra Fluke’s heroic stand by adopting the name “fluke” to refer to any and all federally-protected gender-related activities in all liberal categories, including M, F, B, G, L, and T.
This will immensely simplify our language. Instead of “M on M tongue kissing by US Marines in homecoming propaganda photo op” , we can just say “Whoops! 2 Marines just fluked on YouTube!” See how easy this is? Or rather, C, EZ? Imagine how this will make life better for the idealistic children of Occupy Wall Street. Instead of having to use both thumbs to laboriously text Mom “Can’t come home tonight, putting my body on the line against the NYPD pigs and fat-cat capitalists” they can just type.
“Fluking! C Y Mom!”
Mom will figure it out.
She’s heard it before.
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Actually, I coined “fluke”, flukeing, etc several days ago just after flukey was on TV.
But I agree… let’s do it.
Nice to learn, for once, of somebody who agrees with me.
Oh, I love it, now have a new word to use!!!!LMAO
actually several
fluke
fluker
flukes
flukeing
fluke-off
present past participle?…. flukor?
keep on trying…………..
ooops
fluked
gang fluked
red fluked
…………
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I so love neologisms. Just wait, in the current climate if one of the Supreme Court Mummys buys the farm, Der Fuerher will hop to and elevate this Lassie to the Supreme court as his choice. Can’t you just see the headlines ? SOCUS well and truly fluked ! Fluke parents amazed and proud especially
since their talented daughter never sat her fundament on a bench. What a fluke.
Love it!
every leftist loves this one
mother fluker
lets go get some free bho condoms & go behind the class room & fluke.
fluke it all
i’m all fluked out
fluked if i know
it’s all good that Fluke likes to fluke, so do I but when I fluke I pay for my own contraceptives.
bobwhite you said “it’s all good that Fluke likes to fluke, so do I but when I fluke I pay for my own contraceptives.” all true and so do I, but if we have to pay for hers, then She should Pay for our professional Female Escort Flukers after all we would All like to be fluking active…..Right ?
flukeless ?
I like Rush’s word, and he should NOT have apologized!
SLUT
SLUT
SLUT
You want free birth control??? Keep your blamed legs together!!
You forgot the aspirin. She’s gotta hold an aspirin between her knees in order for the birth control to work. Dropping the aspirin means big time trouble ! Rush is right 98.6% of the time. His rating still stands especially after the determination that we were lectured by a SLUT. I’ve hardly heard a word about the person who chaired the committee. I can tell you what the definition of a committee is….’A committee is a life form with six or more legs and no brain.”
Great Job, so where is the ACLU when Rush needs him most. AWOL of course. Where are they on Sarah Palin as well? Here’s my take with some classic graphics. Please enjoy I’m J.C. http://dancingczars.wordpress.com/2012/03/07/nope-no-double-standard-here-obama-shrugs-off-supporters-sexual-insults-of-gop-women-bemoans-rushs-rhetoric/
I really feel that Rush should have replied with “WHEN OBAMA, NANCY PELOSI, AND HARRY REID” apologize to the AMERICAN PEOPLE and members of our MILITARY (also members of the Tea Party) for their comments that they are “TERRORIST, BROWN SHIRTS, AND ARE TRYING TO DESTROY OUR COUNTRY”. Then I will apologize. The people were expressing their opinion that they are opposed to obama care and were ridiculed and embarrassed by our own elected officials. There was NEVER any form of apology. Not “ONE” politician (democrat or republican) stood up for the American People. There were no phone calls from obama expressing his apology for the way they were treated. His own statement concerning Sandra Fluke was that “HE THOUGHT OF OWN HIS DAUGHTERS MARIA & TASHA” and that he would want them to be able to express their opinion without fear of reprisal. It really seems to me that we have a double standard and that it depends on whose side you are on as too whether you have “FREEDOM OF SPEECH” or you do not. If it were not an election year none of our elected officials would even know who, Sandra Fluke is. The only reason the democrats invited Fluke to the hearing to testify is because the republicans rejected her. That point was very well made during questioning by the committee. Our elected officials will stoop to any low to try and gain a vote. They could care less who is hurt as long as they can ridicule someone.
where did she post her phone number??? “for a good time call 555-555-5555″
You can say what you want. Anybody needing that much contraception is a slut–mattressback–punchboard–let’s see if the crowd has more. Fluke is a parasitic infection on American society.
Very true, on all points.
Careful now…..
you might be ragging on one of o’s flukes.
I am assuming that obamas daughters will also have access to this program while attending college. You would think that he could afford to furnish theirs but I guess you should take charity where you can get it. Think of the savings “he” will have on them with his program. Let the good people of America pay for their contraceptives while they are at school. t”TOO LEARN”?)
IT ISN’T GOING TO GET THAT FAR??? HE WON’T BE AROUND THAT LONG, AND OVOMITCARE WILL BE A MERE DREAM OF THAT LITTLE MONSTER.
Hey, we’ve already paid for 29 ultra-million-dollar vacations for him, family and friends…what’s a little contraceptive bill?
Please…. join me
Get off his deflection agenda and focus on real issues…
Debt
Deficit
Energy
Jobs
…. even …. asking your Senators/Congressman to support ( or at least look into) Sheriff Arpaio
Capiece?
I would be Happy to provide contraceptive for o’s daughters definitely don’t want THEM reproducing
I absolutely refuse to help pay for this bimbo’s contraceptives so she can conduct herself as the campus whore! However, I will donate a zip tie to lock her legs together! Her parents must be very proud of the slut they raised!
Aw the poor girls needs all those contraceptives for her recreational sex with her clientel. A shady lady indeed.
Nope, this gal is a Fluke who flucked up by demonstrating to all she is a ditzy, cheap, lazy entitlement queen who hasn’t got the brains or the where-with-all to succeed by earning a living….but she is going to be a lefty loser hero lawyer and get all kinds of subsidy for it……I expect her GPA will be hidden from public view like the fraud in the WH.
Isn’t that a new fun word to use?????LMAO I just love it, she can go flucke herself for all I care!!!
I have five grandchildren, I am advising them, when they consider their future and professions, to forget about being lawyers, doctors, engineers and such but to pursue an education to become Welfare Case workers, that is where the big money will be and job security for the far distant foreseeable future. Thanks to the millions who think like the adorable Ms Fluke.
Actually you should encourage your grandchildren to learn about farming and firearms for….. hunting..(yeah that’s the ticket)…. for sustenance, as it appears that this house of cards is about to come crashing down .
I’m not surprised to see the liberals of the world ready to commend and protecting this woman.
In Miss Flukes statement if anyone pay’s attention anymore just do the math to her expenditures and the amount of days in a year.
Short of running a house of prostitution she must be one of the most sexually active woman walking the streets today.
I really don’t expect any liberals to be doing the math to see if I’m right and in many ways not sure that they could do it.
Today it seem that only if your a liberal can you use derogatory remarks and have them being acceptable to use in public, Could this be what’s known as double standards? I think so!
To my knowledge, the lowest street whores turn about 3-4 “tricks” a day.
Flukey is reporting that she and her fellow flukers are doing 4+ per day.
Flukey is obviously a substandard specimen …. either by way of obama dupement
or IQ, or Freudian outlier, or … other freak.
Regardless, we ALL nee to pray for her.
When she was testifying, I could not bare to listen to someone demean themselves in this way so I turned it off. Had I known a genre of speech would develop, I might have lingered just to assure a full understanding of the usage and conjugation. Whoops! CONJUGATION.
Conjugation: a sexual process in which two lower organisms of the same species, such as bacteria, protozoans, and some algae … exchange nuclear material during a temporary union The various population of organisms that may engage in conjugation/ “CONFLUKING” are known as mating types.
If algae is our gest hope for an alternate energy source, CONFLUKING could open up our most sustainable source of fuel yet. What do you think? Am I getting it?
No wonder Obama is so interested in making sure everybody is confluking with everyone they can get their hands on every chance they get! It’s all making more sense now!
Great use of humor to make the point and you are right on target.
I know !!!!! im laughing my FLUKING A S S OFF reading some of these posts
Did she really reference the daily frequency? That is laughable. Don’t you know that everyone is walking around asking if everyone else is getting laid that often!
I’m really not interested in paying for her recreation….she’s nothing but another public parasite, trying to suck money out of us taxpayers…..trailer trash…..
I’m still confused about proper pronunciation; at first I heard it pronounced as “flook”, then later it was said to be pronounced as “fluck”. Personally I’d opt for the first one. Can you imagine going through all your school years hearing “Hey Fluck, wanna …..?”
When Fluked Up came on the scene her name was being pronounced with a long “u”. There are several definitions for fluke when pronounced with a long “u”, but these are the ones that apply to Ms. Fluker:
1. stroke of luck…for the D-Rats to find a presenter for their contraceptive chaos creation
2. a parasitic flat worm…which she is as she pursues her entitlement mooching stand on FREE contraceptives for her invented right to protected unlimited early and often sex ie the equivalent of an ACORN voter for O.bortion with a sexual twist.
3. a lobe of a whale’s tale…which makes Fluked early and often, a large mammal’s ass
Finally a definition for slut is an immoral person. I think lying about the cost of birth control, ovary losers, and made-up rights even when in front of DemoCRAPic promoters of taxpayer funded FREE gooberment goodies is immoral.
I am thrilled with James Lewis’ wit and have been so highly entertained that I’m now totally into his mastery of verbology. O fluke, Sandra…everyone else is.
Honestly, What can she expect if she is going to show up for a testimony in front of Congressmen/women looking as if she just rolled out of the sack or maybe it was that she just crawled out from one of those OWS tents. You would think she would have at least washed and brushed her hair. Putting on a suit jacket or blazer isn’t going to command respect when your hair looks like it has 2 weeks worth or oil build-up and hasn’t been groomed for 5 days. Representing yourself as a professional or soon to be professional lawyer and looking like a train wreck isn’t going to gain her respect. I know myself when I go to meet lawyers and they look like that. Tells me that if they don’t care about their own appearance and cant care for them self, then itshighly likely will not care about your appearance in a courtroom by which they are representing you.
I was going to say something about how she looked and thought better of it, thought I would be going above and beyond, however am glad to see that you did, because she did indeed looked like she had just had a good old roll in the hay,and apparently doesn’t think enough of herself to at least have clean hair!!! or does she need to have her shampoo paid for too, if you cannot afford to go to Harvard, go somewhere else and she couldn’t miss the fact it’s catholic,I don’t believe she has enough common sense to be a lawyer or to be anything worth while. Maybe she should just go to hookers school and be one of those high priced ones, but at least they LOOK clean, so that’s not for her either.
Fluke you! Fluke you all, you motherflukers!
It’s hard not to agree.
I even would add: “You fluking Liberasts, go fluke yourselves!”
fLUKE OFF
How about FREE SEX TOYS included in your insurance. No nasty buggers to pass on, reusable, and how about FREE PORN! Why bother with chemicals to stop the miracles of life or the potential for infanticide, late term atrocities and all of those nasty bother some complications. Then you could study, but those grades may fail if you can not bribe your professor’s with unbounded sex. Better yet WAIT TILL YOU GET MARRIED!
Enough already.
Debt
Deficit
Energy
Jobs
Get it?
hey, you tell the libturds, they are the ones making hay out of this one, so the flim-flam man(and I use that term man loosley) can get his butt off the hot seat, about telling the churches what they WILL AND WILL NOT DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS THING IS A DISGRACE TO THE OFFICE, and as we speak I have absolutely no respect for it or the nitwit that’s in it!!
YA …WE FLUKING GET IT !!!! THE COMMIE IN THE WH IS THE ONE WHO DOESN’T FLUKING GET IT
I have to disagree, thIS nasty motherflluker in our oval office DOES, GET IT!!!!!!!
I have to say….reading all these comments has made me CRY……just because I’ve been laughing so hard!! Usually not this funny at all. It’s been a JOY!
I’d say Ms. Fluke is a FLAKE!
please understand sex is not the only reason for oral contraception. There are legitimate medical indications for prescribing them. They are hormones (progesterone and estrogen) that regulate women’s menstrual periods, as you probably know. They can be used to prevent painful menstrual cramps and heavy bleeding which cause many women to miss work (etc) every month and can cause anemia. These are just the common indications for their use not to mention diseases that are less common (but still not rare) like polycystic ovarian syndrome and Turner’s syndrome. Be entitled to your own beliefs, but realize that the issue is not about paying for women to have sex in the least. It’s about insurance covering an important medication for women’s health. Let’s ban insurance coverage for viagra too while we are at it- fyi it’s prescribed for other things than just male impotence. Also, most of the comments listed above are of both minimal intelligence and minimal value.
Oh so go ahead and Fluke the Constitution! Seems that we have come full circle on this topic AGAIN !
Could be that she is involved as the main attraction in a gand bang every sat. nite that is a lot of condoms.
Contraception is terribly important to her, lest she become a Mother Fluke.
Are not the re-usable heated vibrating condoms with audio inordinately expensive? Price control needs to be a feature, too.
She’s ugly but doesn’t want to be so she goes after the desperate men. She has to defend her beauty anyway she can. She’s a fluke. Most past -their-prime whores like to think men like them.
Please.
His diversion is working.
We need to focus on Election issues.
Debt
Deficit
Energy
Jobs
Capiece?
I AGREE!!!!