In light of the well publicized hostility expressed by the radically depraved activists who run Starbucks, allow me to share my brief ode to Starbucks fittingly titled “Bankrupt Starbucks!!!
Your politics truly make us sick
Watch helplessly as this boycott sticks
Burnt coffee grossly overpriced
Your profits to be put on ice
Away with your Tall, your Grande, your Venti
Stupid green siren is no longer trendy
Feel free to go stuff your Caramel Macchiato
CEO Howard Schultz soon to be terminado
We’re dumping the Starbucks and making some noize
As dimwit Sean Penn whines ‘wonderful choice’
It’s time we finally take a stand
Traditional marriage, woman and man!
Go to: DumpStarbucks.com
Photo credit: kevinix (Creative Commons)