The Educated Democrats once again have outsmarted the Intelligent Republicans. The Democrats have come up with a plan that will eliminate all crime, hunger, pain, unemployment, sickness, and poverty. The great news is that it is not going to cost any taxpayers a single cent. The bad news is that the Democrats came up with the idea on their own, so the Republicans will not get any credit for this wonderful legislation.
The Democrats used Chicago as a test city for their idea. It was a great success, so now they want to expand it to other problems and implement it in every city and state in America.
They declared Chicago a “Gun Free Zone” and made it illegal to own a firearm within the boundaries of Chicago. It was an overwhelming success as cars, trucks, motorcycles, bicycles, and people on foot lined up to turn in their guns. At the head of the line were the mafia heads, mafia gangs, the gang bangers, drug cartel leaders, robbers, burglars, and crooks. All lined up in a row anxious to turn in their guns.
At just a few minutes before midnight on the day before the law went into effect, the last gun crime was committed. Since the Gun Free Zone went into effect, there has not been one gun involved in a crime. Once the “Gun Free Zone” signs went on display, it was just like someone turned off the switch on crime. Chicago is now one of the safest places in the world to live. All because of those educated Democrats and their Zone Signs.
So here is how their wonderful plan is going to work, and it is nothing short of genius. Every city will be required to post the following signs on every road that leads into the city.
1: ”Gun Free Zone”
2: ”Crime Free Zone”
3: ”Hunger Free Zone”
4: ”Rape Free Zone”
5: ”Poverty Free Zone”
6: ”Sickness Free Zone”
7: ”Unemployment Free Zone”
8: “Illiterate Free Zone”
9: “Drug Cartel Free Zone”
10: “Drug Free Zone”
11: “Pain Free Zone”
11: ”Junk Food Free Zone”
12: “Debt Free Zone”
There can be no more than 4 signs per post, and the sign post cannot be more than 10 feet apart. The print must be large enough that an 80 year old man or woman driving at 80 MPH can read them.
Once these signs have been posted, as proven by Chicago, all of the mentioned actions or items will instantly be eliminated.
While you are waiting for the signs to go up in your city, you can get a jump on this new wonderful program by posting a few signs inside your house, and in your yard.
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