I Wish Republicans Thought Of That!

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The Educated Democrats once again have outsmarted the Intelligent Republicans.  The Democrats have come up with a plan that will eliminate all crime, hunger, pain, unemployment, sickness, and poverty.  The great news is that it is not going to cost any taxpayers a single cent.  The bad news is that the Democrats came up with the idea on their own, so the Republicans will not get any credit for this wonderful legislation.

The Democrats used Chicago as a test city for their idea.  It was a great success, so now they want to expand it to other problems and implement it in every city and state in America.

They declared Chicago a “Gun Free Zone” and made it illegal to own a firearm within the boundaries of Chicago.  It was an overwhelming success as cars, trucks, motorcycles, bicycles, and people on foot lined up to turn in their guns.  At the head of the line were the mafia heads, mafia gangs, the gang bangers, drug cartel leaders, robbers, burglars, and crooks.  All lined up in a row anxious to turn in their guns.

At  just a few minutes before midnight on the day before the law went into effect, the last gun crime was committed.  Since the Gun Free Zone went into effect, there has not been one gun involved in a crime.  Once the “Gun Free Zone” signs went on display, it was just like someone turned off the switch on crime.  Chicago is now one of the safest places in the world to live.  All because of those educated Democrats and their Zone Signs.

So here is how their wonderful plan is going to work, and it is nothing short of genius.  Every city will be required to post the following signs on every road that leads into the city.

1:  ”Gun Free Zone

2:  ”Crime Free Zone

3:  ”Hunger Free Zone

4:  ”Rape Free Zone

5:  ”Poverty Free Zone

6:  ”Sickness Free Zone

7:  ”Unemployment Free Zone

8:   “Illiterate Free Zone

9:   “Drug Cartel Free Zone

10: “Drug Free Zone

11: “Pain Free Zone

11:  ”Junk Food Free Zone

12: “Debt Free Zone

There can be no more than 4 signs per post, and the sign post cannot be more than 10 feet apart.  The print must be large enough that an 80 year old man or woman driving at 80 MPH can read them.

Once these signs have been posted, as proven by Chicago, all of the mentioned actions or items will instantly be eliminated.

While you are waiting for the signs to go up in your city, you can get a jump on this new wonderful program by posting a few signs inside your house, and in your yard.

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Understanding Obama And The Liberal Mindset

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You can’t! It will drive you crazy if you try.  If you have an IQ that is even slightly higher than that of a donkey, you will try to use logic, reason, and reality.  All of those concepts are lost on the Liberals.

Monday, I watched Obama address the Nation; and if I didn’t know better, I would have thought it was a comedy show.  It reminded me of the old Mork and Mindy sitcom from about 1975.  Nothing Obama was saying had anything to do with the real world.  It was like he was watching one show and we were watching a different show, but he just assumed that everyone always watched the same shows that he does.  He had been watching and was talking about “Snow White”, but we had been watching “The Three Little Pigs”.

For example, he said that Congress has never blocked the raising of the debt ceiling like the Republicans are doing now.  He went on to say that even when it was a Republican trying to raise the debt ceiling, the Democrats did not offer any resistance. DUH! Of course they didn’t.  The Democrats have never had a debt ceiling they didn’t want to raise.

I’m sure you noticed that he didn’t say that the Democrats have never fought a Republican President about the debt ceiling, but he said the Democrats have never fought a President when he wanted to raise the debt ceiling.

So if you try to understand Obama and the Liberal mindset, you cannot use your logic, reason, or sense of reality if you want to remain a Conservative. Because once you stop using logic, reason, and reality, you become just another Democrat.

I am going to try and explain the Debt Ceiling so a little child or a Democrat can understand it.

A conversation between a dad and his just-out-of-school son.

Son: “Dad, I need to borrow your credit card because I am out of gas, but I need to get to work.”

The dad loans his card to his son; but a little while later, the son calls his dad.

Son: “Dad, I found this really nice Stereo, so I  need to use your card.”

Dad: “No son; we cannot afford a stereo for your car,  so bring my card back to me.”

Son:  ”Dad, I found this really nice big screen TV, so I need to use your card.”

Dad: “No son; we cannot afford a big screen TV,  so bring my card back to me.”

Son: “Dad, I want to go to Hawaii with my girlfriend, so I need to use your card.”

Dad: “NO!  We can’t afford for you to go to Hawaii. BRING MY CARD BACK!”

A few days later, the dad receives a phone call from his credit card’s  bank. The nice man from the bank tells him that he is over his credit limit, then tells him it was because of a car stereo, a big screen TV, and an elaborate trip to Hawaii.  The dad tells the bank that he didn’t buy those things, and the bank tells the dad that his son signed for those things.  The dad explains that he did not authorize  his son to buy those things.  The nice man from the bank explains that because the dad let the son use the card for gas, he is responsible for all of the purchases.

Son:  ”Dad, I am out of gas again, and I need to get to work.  I need to borrow your card.”

Dad: “Son, because you were so irresponsible with my card in the past, we are over the limit’ and the bank won’t let me use the card.”

Son: “Dad, all you have to do is call the bank and ask them to raise your credit limit.”

Dad: “Son, you need to pay for the stuff that you bought last month so I can pay down my card, and I won’t need to have the bank raise my credit limit.”

Son: “But Dad, how will I get to work?”

Dad: “Walk to work!”

Son: “Dad, if you don’t call the bank and have them raise your credit limit so I can use your card, I am going to tell all of your friends that you are a bad father and you refused to help me.”

The country spends more than it makes:

1:   Democrat: “Get a bigger credit card.”

2:  Republican: “Stop spending so much.”

Someone breaks into a school and shoots a teacher and some students.

1:  Democrat:  ”Make sure that the teacher can’t get a gun so she cannot protect herself and the children, and more children will be shot.”

2:   Republican:  ”Make sure that the teacher has a gun so she can protect herself and the children in her care, and no children will be shot.”

Democrat:  Knee-jerk, feel-good stupidity.  Do something even if it is wrong.

Republican: Be logical, apply reason, look at reality, and do what needs to be done.

So you can see what they do, assume what they must be thinking, or know that they don’t know how to think;  but don’t even try to understand the Liberal mindset.

Ever wonder why the Democrats selected a donkey as their symbol?

 

 

 

Because They Understand Americans, They Can Destroy America

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Because the Communists, Marxists, Socialists, Islamists, and Liberals understand Americans, they will be able to use American virtues against us.  They have studied us for decades to learn our weaknesses and our strengths.  They have been patient.  They had nothing to lose and everything to gain by destroying America.  They know that we are trusting, to the point of naivety.  True Americans believe in hard work and enjoy the feeling that comes from succeeding, and we believe in honesty and respecting others.  We also have a tendency to believe in the truth.  Because of our standards, we have a tendency to think that everyone else thinks just like us.  They don’t.  What we see as virtues, they see as weaknesses and vulnerabilities.  We invite them into our homes to feed them; and when they leave, we can’t find our silverware or jewelry.  We offer them a ride, and they take our car.  We invite them into our country, and they disrespect our laws and try to make their own.  We offer them some of what we have, but that is not enough; they want it all.

They know that we only want to see the good in everyone, so they know we are exposed.  They know that if they tell us their politics of hate is really a religion of love, we believe them.  When they tell us we need a bigger government for our own safety, we fall right in step. It does not matter what they do to us; if we try to warn our friends, they simply say “you are just paranoid.” At the same time, the enemy continues to take away our successes, freedoms, and security.  Yes, the Communists, Marxists, Socialists, Islamists, and Liberals know all about us, how we think, how we love, what we believe, and what we fear.  While we are talking about how passionate we are about  America, how we respect and honor her Constitution, how we love her Flag for what it represents, and how much we support the men and women who serve or have served (some giving all),  they are standing in the middle of the street laughing at us because of how easy we are making it for them to steal our beloved country.

In the 1940s, Hitler understood the Jews. He understood the Jews better than the Jews understood the Jews.  He knew that they were good people and that they respected others as they wanted to be respected; but mostly, he considered them naive, trusting, and vulnerable.  He took their guns for their own protection, he moved them all to their own area for their own protection, he built a big fence around them for their own protection, and then he loaded them into train cars and hauled them off for their own protection.  Then he eliminated them because they were trusting and by then could not do anything to prevent their demise.

I remember in the first or second grade a story about the mice deciding that someone needed to pin a bell on the cat.  Each mouse said “not me; you need to do it.”  One man can walk into a bank that has 20 customers, both men and women.  He can take each one at a time into a back room and terminate them until they have all been terminated.  If, on the other hand, all 20 of them as a group charged the bad guy with the gun, most if not all would survive.

You, You, and You have to get involved. Talk to your friends and together try to see what is going on.  It is time to wake up before there is nothing to wake up to.  The good people, the true Americans, the thoughtful people, the workers, the contributors, and the people who love America for all of the things she has made possible in the past are now the bad people.  Why? Because we have refused to stand up and defend who we are.  The Liberals don’t really believe that we love dirty water, like dirty air, want to kill our grandparents, and only care about the rich.  However, because when the Liberal media keeps villainizing  us and we don’t stand up and let people know that we like good, fresh, clean water; that we love to visit the mountains and breathe and smell the fresh, pure air; that we adore our grandparents, and our parents, and our friends; and that we only want the best for everyone,  the people who don’t know true Americans will just assume that what the lying, Liberal media is telling them is true.

There are still more true Americans than you might believe.  I believe that there are still more true Americans than there are Liberals.  It is just that we love peace and don’t like a lot of confusion.  The Liberal enemy likes to lie, loves to cheat, and has no respect for any values. Liberals are a bunch of loudmouth activists who starve for attention and have only one goal, and that is to destroy our country.

I am an old man, and I am hard of hearing; but even I can hear the Freedom’s Alarm Clock blaring that it is time to wake up, America.  No, that is not correct; it was time to wake up a long time ago, but we have been hitting the snooze button.

Don’t let them slander and destroy America.  Only you can prevent this big fire of Socialism that is trying to spread across America.

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The “AFCS” Is Dead, And The “KJR” Now Rules In America!

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Police stations from all around the USA are gearing up for a new plan for school shootings.  The new plan is that after someone shows up at a school and kills a bunch of students and then kills himself, the police department will descend on the school in mighty force to scare the crap out of any children who were not injured.

What is wrong with this new plan other than the fact that it will not save any children?  Well, that is the biggest problem with it; another problem is that they never think through the cause and effect of anything they do. And they will overlook any simple solutions that would really work.  How long did it take for the crazy person to kill so many victims?  How long did it take for the police to get there?  Now you can see why simply throwing a little gasoline on a fire will not put it out.  What would work, would be easy to do, and would not cost much money?  I can think of a couple things right off the bat, and I am not even paid a lot of money to come up with answers.

You might have been wondering what the “AFCS” and “KJR” stand for and why.

“AFCS” (Americans For Common Sense): They find answers that will solve problems.

“KJR” ( Knee-Jerk Reactors): They do anything so it will look like they are doing something.

Consider this: I believe that every school in America has at least one intelligent person.  Maybe the janitor, maybe the principal, or maybe one of the teachers.  Find that intelligent person, and teach them the proper safety and use of a gun.  Teach that person how to shoot a gun, and then make it known that every school in America has at least one intelligent person with a gun and that they know how to use it.  Do not let anyone know who has the gun except for the person who has it.  Every crazy or just plain old bad person in America will know that every school in the USA has someone trained to protect the students with deadly force if necessary.  Because no one knows who has the gun, the crazy or bad people will know that it could be anyone in the school.

The next thing I would do would be to install a loud police siren on the top of every school, and each teacher would carry a remote button that could sound the siren.  Now just think this through.  If the bad guy was dumb or crazy enough to go to a school knowing about the gun in the school and not knowing who had the gun, he shows up at a class room, shows his gun, the teacher pushes the button in her pocket, and the alarm starts to scream.  Even the crazy person would become confused, frightened, hopeless, and out of control.  He will either run, shoot himself, or sit on the floor and cry for the 20 minutes it takes for the police to get there.  In the meantime, within minutes of the siren starting to blast, every good American within the sound of the siren has arrived at the school and has the bad person surrounded.  All the police have to do when they finally get there is to either remove the bad guy’s body, arrest the bad guy, or call for an ambulance to pick up the wounded bad guy.

Every time I hear about a new idea from the “Knee Jerk Reactors”, I think about the big fires they were started in the Western United States every year.  A small fire would break out that six or seven firemen could put it out in twenty five minutes.  To save money, the NJR sends only three or four firefighters.  The fire would then grow, and the “KJR” would send out more firefighters, but never enough firefighters to put out the fire.  The fire would continue to grow until the KJR would call it quits, and the fire would burn until it ran out of houses and trees to burn.  The KJR would have by then spent millions of dollars, and the fire was still burning.  So much for sending only a few firemen so they could save money.

This is how the AFCS would have handled the fire.  When the fire was first reported, they would find out what it would take to put the fire out in two hours, then they would send in enough force to put it out within one hour.  That is how you put out a fire and save money in the long run.

Anytime something really bad happens, the progressive KJR needs to feel like they are doing something.  Do anything,  just so it looks like they are doing something.  They don’t care if it works or not, just so long as it looks good.

The way to stop good people, especially the young and defenseless from being killed by crazy people or bad people, is not to refuse them a way to protect themselves and the young people they are charged with taking care of, but to order them to carry a device they can use to effectively  protect the innocent children that parents have been forced to leave in their care.

But all of this makes sense, so it is not likely that the mainstream of America will want to try it.  There is a way to protect America’s children, but it is not what the Liberals want to do.  Is it possible that it is better for them that something bad happens, so they can use this for their political cause?

A school shooting, just like a fire, is best kept from happening, instead of  trying to fix it after the harm is done.  The Republicans believe it is better to prevent it with a logical and sensible answer.  The Democrats have always said “wait” to see if something will happen, milk all you can get out of it for your political party, then blame the Republicans because they were not able to prevent it due to the rules the Democrats put in place.

Arm a teacher and save a child.  Prevent a teacher from being able to defend herself, and children will die.

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Left Claims It’s “For The Children” To Nullify Second Amendment

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It is not about the little children and it never has been.  The Liberals have been hiding behind the “Children” just as a bank robber might hide behind a hostage.  Consider this:  The same people who are saying that we need more gun control “for the children” are the same ones who have been saying “we need the taxpayers to pay for abortions for anyone who wants one.”  If it had been up to the Democrats, some of these children might never have reached childhood because they could have been aborted.  You are crazy if you think the left cares a twit about the children.

The left has been trying to take away America’s Second Amendment for many years.  First they will say it is only the machine guns and that it is to protect the children.  Can anyone tell me of any child that has ever been killed by one of these guns they want to take away.  The fact is, the laws we have in place now would have prevented what has happened in any of these school shootings if the bad guys had simply obeyed the laws that are in place.  We have this little problem though: bad guys don’t obey the laws.  That is why they call them the bad guys.
If stricter gun laws were the answer, there would be no shootings in Chicago, Los Angeles, or New York.  There would not be any drug use violations because we have strict drug laws.  No pedestrian would ever be hit by a car because the pedestrian would not walk when the law said “Don’t Walk”  and a car would never go through a crosswalk when the law said “Stop.” No one would ever beat up their wife, or husband because we have laws against that.  The fact is, if you take guns away from the good guys, only the bad guys will be left with guns.  How do you think that will work out?
While the Conservatives have been mourning the deaths of the children killed in any of these schools, the liberals have been excited that there is another situation that just might help them take more freedom from the American citizens.  You might be thinking, that is a terrible thing to say.  I am thinking that is a terrible way for them to act.  It was Rahm Emanuel—one of the President’s advisors—who said, “You never let a serious crisis go to waste.  And what I mean by that it’s an opportunity to do things you think you could not do before.”  I can just hear the people in the White House saying,  great news boss, we have a serious crisis in Connecticut that I think will help us do away the Second Amendment.  Then they can start on the First or Tenth Amendment.
Just a little math test for the Liberals out there.
1:  If there is a bad guy with a gun and he is 4 feet tall, and there is a good guy without a gun and he is 6 feet tall, who is the tallest?
     A:  They are the same height
     B:  The bad guy is taller because he has a gun.
     C:  It does not matter who is taller because the bad guy just shoot the good guy.
2:  If you have a bad guy who has a gun and he is 6 1/2 feet tall, and you have a good guy who    also has a gun and he is only 5 feet tall, who is the tallest?
     A: They are the same height.
     B:  They are the same height because they both have a gun.
     C.  It does not matter because when the bad guy saw the good guy’s gun, he ran away.
3:  If there is a bank with 5 cashiers, 1 manager, and 21 customers and none of the cashiers, manager, or customers have a gun because it is a “Gun Free Zone”, and a bad guy walks in with a gun and tells the cashiers to give him their money, how many might be killed?
    A:  None, because the bank manager explained that they didn’t have any guns.
    B:  27 because the bank robber already knew no one in the bank had a gun.
    C:  1, the bank robber, because he felt bad about what he was doing and shot himself.
4:  If there is a bank with 5 cashiers, 1 manager, and 21 customers and some of the cashiers, the manager, and some of the customers have guns, and a bad guy walks in with a gun, and tells the cashiers to give him their money, how many might be killed?
   A: None, because the robber didn’t see a “No Gun Zone” sign so he went to a different bank.
   B: 27, because no one in the bank wanted to hurt the robber, because he must have a reason.
   C. 1, the bank robber, because 1 manager, 3 cashiers, and 16 customers shot him.
Just something for our liberal friends out there to think about.
Did you know that if you take a gun, any gun, load it, cock it, and then just place it somewhere in public, it will not kill anyone?  Did you also know that if you take a gun, any gun and hide it somewhere, make sure there are no bullets in it, and just leave it in its hiding place.  If a bad guy found it he could use it to kill some one? But in either case, the gun was innocent.
In simple language, for our educated Liberal friends:
Cars do not kill people.  Bad or careless drivers kill people with their car.
Bicycles do not kill people, people riding bikes, but not being careful enough, die.
Guns do not kill people, bad people kill people, sometimes using a gun.
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Yes Virginia, There Is A Santa Claus

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Yes Virginia, there is a Santa Claus.

He lives high, on a hill, in Washington, D.C. From his throne high on his hill, he can see who is working and who is not. The workers are called the Patriots, those who worship this Santa are called Zombies. Virginia, while the Patriots are at work, working to provide for their families, Santa sends his helpers from high on his hill, to take the money and food that the workers have worked so hard to earn. Santa then gives it to the Zombies so they will continue to worship him. Virginia, he keeps taking from the Patriots until they have nothing left for him to take. Some of the Patriots become other Zombies and start to worship Santa so Santa will give them money, food, and gifts. Virginia, when that happens, there are even fewer Patriots for Santa to steal from, so he has to keep taking more and more until the Patriots have no more that Santa can steal and give to his Zombies.

Yes Virginia, there is a Santa but he has not always been an evil Santa. Many years ago when this country was younger, Santa Claus would go from house to house spreading cheer and giving gifts to all of the children. This is a sad story Virginia, but one day when Santa Claus was delivering gifts to the little boys and girls in a city called Chicago, a bunch of evil czars captured Santa, stole all of his gifts, and took his beautiful red and white suit. Santa was then placed in a secret hiding place where people cold not hear his cries for help. The evil czars then found a frog, one of the czaretts kissed the frog, and the frog turned into a very evil but very charming prince. Virginia, you will not believe what happened next. The czars then gave Santa’s beautiful suit to this charming prince and named him the Messiah.

Virginia, there is a Santa Claus but he is not the Santa Claus you have heard your grandpa and grandma talk about. Virginia, you are still young so it is up to you to try and find where they are hiding the real Santa. Virginia, Santa was only able to make the Zombies worship him because Santa’s helpers were teaching the young children in his training camps, that he was Santa, and that Santa was the only one who could help them. Virginia, you do not want to grow up to be a Zombie, so you want to let your grandpa or grandma tell you the truth about the Patriots, and about how hard they worked to build a great country for you, and about why they are passionate about America, why they respect the Constitution, about how they love America’s flag, and Virginia, don’t forget to ask them to tell you about the men and women patriots who serve or have served, and given so much to protect this country, and your right to be a free American, when you grow up.

Yes Virginia, I am sorry to say there is a Santa, but he is not the Santa Claus you have heard about from the old workers, who lived in the valley. But most of all Virginia, if any of Santa’s helpers ever offer you Kool-Aid, remember what this old man told you and don’t drink it.

 

by JD Olson

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A Time To Grieve

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Today, I weep; for there is nothing you could say that could take away the sorrow they must be feeling, those who lost so much on this day. I grieve for them; it hurts, that pain I feel for them. I wish that I could take them into my arms and help them cry. I wish I could give of my tears for them, for surely by now they must be out of tears. There is no loss, no war, no fall, and no death that could possibly be so painful as that of losing an innocent child.

I wish my pain for them could help to relieve some of the pain they feel, but it can’t. One can only stand by and hurt for them and pray for them; but don’t even try to understand what they must be feeling. You can’t know what they are feeling because you did not know or experience the love they felt for the one they lost. I cannot say “May God have pity on the devil’s soul, the devil that stole their hearts.” There is not a Hell hot enough, or a place distant enough, that could possibly provide the proper punishment to something that could do this to a child.

I weep for them, I grieve for them, I pray for them; but no one can restore the joy they lost when they lost their child.

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Compromise: The New 4-Letter Word

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It is impossible to compromise on anything that is important because in true compromise, one side has to lose. On some issues that are not really important, it can work if the end result is the same. For example, the husband wants to go shopping on Monday, but the wife wants to go shopping on Wednesday. They compromise and go shopping on Tuesday. Same end result, no loser. But what happens when he wants to have a baby, but she does not? How do they compromise? Can they compromise and have just half a baby? In this case, someone will lose.

That is what is happening right now between the Democrats and the Republicans. Both sides are aboard this wonderful ship called “The American USA.” The Democrats want to drill a thousand or more holes in the bottom of the ship so they can sink it. The Republicans say “NO HOLES!” The Democrats then say “Let’s compromise and let us at least drill five hundred holes!” The Republicans say again “NO HOLES!” So the Democrats along with the liberal news media report to the passengers of the ship that the Republicans are refusing to compromise. If the Republicans compromise and allow even one hole, the ship will sink. And then the Democrats would drown right along with the Republicans.

When the Democrats say “Let’s compromise,” what they mean is: let’s do it the way the Democrats want to do it. When the Republicans respond with “we won’t compromise,” what they are saying is: we will not let you sink our beautiful ship. The “Intelligent Republicans” cannot afford to compromise with the “Educated Democrats.”

May God bless and help America so that the Democrats cannot sink this beautiful ship called “America USA.” May she always be America the Beautiful, Land of the FREE!

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