An Obama Joke We Just Had To Share With You

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  1. What “Joke”?
    Obama’s policies DO pose a threat to the USA and the world.
    Obama is a fraud,usurper abd traitor.
    Obama IS a criminal degenerate!

    • What are the scientific proof that man’s body came from the dust of the ground, as the Bible says? The human body is made up of materials and minerals found on the surface of the ground, and not from the core of the earth. Oxygen, being the most abundant element on the earth’s crust or on the ground, makes up 65 percent of the human body, and carbon, also abundant on the top soil of the ground, is 18 percent, and hydrogen is 10 percent.

    • You didn’t get the joke…Putin said to Obama “I think your Communist policies are a threat to the world”. O.commie hasn’t responded yet.

  2. You know it’s bad when Putin calls Obama a Communist!

  3. … May I offer some “Poetic Justice” by My FAVORITE INVESTIGATIVE REPORTER: Michelle Malkin – Friday, June 22, 2012 (On Robert Ringer)

    The Coming DNC Disaster

    There aren’t Greek columns tall or wide enough to camouflage Barack Obama’s impending North Carolina catastrophe. In September, the campaigner-in-chief will travel to Charlotte for his party’s presidential nominating convention. For once, the incurable jetsetter may wish he had stayed home.

    Obama’s stage managers envision a triumphant, unifying coronation reminiscent of their 2008 DNC production in Denver. But the southern swing state is turning into a Democratic disaster zone.

    Start with the North Carolina Democratic Party. At the state party convention last week, Obama for America was AWOL. The glaring absence of high-level national Obama surrogates was noted “as odd,” according to the Charlotte News and Observer. There’s good reason to steer clear. The party is embroiled in a sordid sex scandal that won’t go away.

    Earlier this year, former party communications staffer Adriadn Ortega, 26, accused former NCDP executive director Jay Parmley of repeated sexual harassment and physical groping. Documents leaked to the conservative Daily Caller news site revealed a hush-hush financial settlement involving the two men. Ortega was fired; Parmley resigned; state Democrats went into panic mode.

    “If this hits the media, the Democratic Party, our candidates and our credibility are doomed in this election,” a local candidate complained to NCDP chairman David Parker. A defiant Parker resisted statewide calls (including a desperate request from outgoing Democratic Gov. Beverly Perdue) to resign. Ortega filed a defamation suit against Parker and the NCDP last week. The White House, which has trumpeted its stand against workplace harassment, has been mute on the story.

    Other Democrats are boycotting North Carolina to avoid an entirely different taint: the scandal-plagued president himself. By TheDaily.com’s count, at least seven Democratic officials will skip Obama-palooza: New York Democratic Reps. Bill Owens and Kathy Hochul; Pennsylvania Democratic Rep. Mark Critz; three endangered Democratic politicians from West Virginia, Gov. Earl Ray Tomblin, Sen. Joe Manchin, and Rep. Nick Rahall; and Utah Democratic Rep. Jim Matheson.

    The Democratic boycotters have dinged Obama on everything from his election-year illegal alien amnesty power grab to his failed jobs programs to his destructive war on coal. While “Forward!” may be the official Obama campaign slogan, “Back Away!” is quickly becoming the dissenting Democrats’ rallying cry.

    Moderate Democrats aren’t the only ones refusing to put on the party hats and sing “Kumbaya.” North Carolina is riling Obama’s left flank, too. And national media outlets are noticing. In a piece on the DNC “going awry,” Bloomberg News reported:

    “Voters just approved a state constitutional amendment to ban gay marriage, which conflicts with Obama’s view on the issue. Convention fundraising has been slow, and labor unions tapped to fill the financial gap are angry the convention will be in a city — Charlotte — with no unionized hotels and in a state where compulsory union membership or the payment of dues is prohibited as an employment condition.”

    Thousands of anarchists, socialists and professional agitators also plan on protesting in Charlotte. After giving Mr. Hollow Hope and Change a first-term pass, self-declared progressives can’t ignore Team Obama’s in-your-face decision to deliver his presidential nomination acceptance speech at bailed-out Bank of America Stadium. As I’ve reported previously:

    —The financially troubled bank snagged a middle-of-the-night, taxpayer-funded $45 billion banking bailout in 2008 and an estimated $931 billion in secret federal emergency loans.

    —In 2008, B of A’s political action committee gave its biggest contributions to Obama totaling $421,000.

    —After purchasing junk mortgage company Countrywide, BofA agreed to pay $50 million in restitution payments for Countrywide subprime loan fraudster and Democratic fat cat Angelo Mozilo and one of his underlings.

    Disgruntled leftists. Disgruntled centrists. Disgruntled unions. Disgruntled corporate donors. Sexual harassment scandal. Fundraising woes. And to top it all off: unrepentant class-warfare hypocrisy packaged as “The People’s Convention” and brought to you by Bank of America. The DNC promises to be a public relations nightmare for Obama’s optics geniuses. Too bad he can’t send his autopen instead.

  4. He makes me want to vomit everytime I see him.

    I have been saying this and this everytime he gives a speech I think he is giving away our secrets in code to all of our enemies.

  5. This is so simple, my Christian brothers and sisters, and my Islamic brothers and sisters who wish they were Christians. Islam is a religion of war and hate; Christianity is a religion of peace and love. We are in volved with today and tomorrow, not with what happened during the Crusades 100s of years ago. Muslims are stuck in the memory of the Crusades; too bad for them and their mentality. Which is better, hate or love?

    Ok; go ahead and call me a “Cracker Jesus freak”. You are right; I am 100% Saltine, and I love Jesus because I have been “born-again” – I have received Salvation as provided for me (and every human being on the face of Earth.) by the Almighty Lord God of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob through the death and resurrection of Christ Jesus, the only Son of God. Christianity is the only religion in the world that was not started by a man. Oh heck, let’s forget about everything I just said and take a look at Muhammad’s Allah.

    Google “Allah” and you can see where I got my facts. Since the days of Ishmael, ancient Arabs worshipped Allah as a pagan Moon-god who is married to the Sun-goddess. Each year, there was a huge festival in Mecca when all of the Arabic gods were worshipped in the same place and at the same time. 360 pagan statuettes were placed inside the Kaaba and Allah supervised these lesser gods. (Google Kaaba).

    Muhammad was subject to having seizures, to such an extent that many in Mecca deemed him to have the disease know as epilepsy. One day, Muhammad was having a seizure in public. He was wallowing in the dirt and screaming that he was being attacked by demons. (Google Muhammad) Khadija, Muhammad’s first wife, rushed to his aid. She convinced Muhammad that those were not demons, that Allah was tring to speak to him. In that one moment, Khadija elevated Allah from a pagan Moon-god to a diety – at least in Muhammad’s sick mind. He went to a cave and had visions of the angel Gabriel. (Many believe that Muhammad was doing drugs inside the cave, or some sort of hallucinagenics such as “magic” mushrooms.)
    The rest is history.

    Many of you Muhammadites are very angry by now. I tell ya what; when you war and hate mongers close your eyes for the last time, you will certainly learn whether your man got it right, and also whether I made it to Heaven. It’s all quite simple; death is a really, really personal event no matter what you believe. You come into this world alone, and you will leave this world just as alone regardless of what you believe or how others regard your death. Uhmmm, I can’t help but wonder; when Muslim females (of all ages) are “martyred”, do they get 70 virgens too, or what?

  6. Concrrteman, I don’t need scientific proof of man’s creation. God’s word is all the proof I need. Scientists who try to prove God wrong are playind with fire, literally and figuratively.

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