Once you strip away all of the corporate buzz-words and PR speak, the raw numbers show that not even Apple is immune to this economy.

Authoritarian globalists want you to eat bugs, and some food makers have turned to cricket powder, but others have rightly sounded the alarm.

The monster a little girl insisted she heard inside her walls was something that no one could have expected.

"It is unfortunate that some of the comments were not based on an accurate understanding of Japan’s policies,” the Japanese Embassy said.

"Who else goes in court all day, and then instead of going home and just taking a hot bath, he goes and delivers pizza to first responders?"